Misty Fuck

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RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Dadzawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
ProblemChild- Izuku
AssMight- All Might

ProblemChild: guys
ProblemChild: guys we have a problem
ProblemChild: we need help
ProblemChild: backup
ProblemChild: please
ProblemChild: there's Villains at the USJ

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ProblemChild: cmon please send

7 messages unable to send.

ProblemChild: shit.

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RockSolid: Cementoss
MamaMidnight: Midnight
BigSpeaker: PresentMic
Dadzawa: Eraserhead
Rat God: Nedzu
NomNom: Lunch Rush
King: Vlad King
DoneTM: Powerloader
Nohands: Ectoplasm
IDontMiss: Snipe
REST!: Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist: Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
AssMight: All Might

Rat God: staff, all staff!
Rat God: this is not a drill I need every available pro hero to report to the USJ immediately
Rat God: Villains have infiltrated UA
Rat God: I've received a message from one of the 1A students
Rat God: everyone to the front grounds now
Rat God: we leave in one minute

AssMight is online

AssMight: are you in need of assistance? I can likely make it there in a few minutes

Rat God: no, you've used up too much of your time limit today and you're still on probation
Rat God: stay at home
Rat God: but for the rest of you
Rat God: outside now!

Dispatcher: all available units report to the USJ facility of UA academy immediately
Dispatcher: Villains have infiltrated the school and a class seems to be trapped inside
Dispatcher: outside communications have yet to be established and several pro heroes are approaching the scene
Dispatcher: I repeat, all available units to the USJ facility
Dispatcher: UA academy is currently under a large scale villain attack

Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Dadzawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
ProblemChild- Izuku
AssMight- All Might

ProblemChild: okay so I know this probably won't send but if it ever does
ProblemChild: or when you see this
ProblemChild: please
ProblemChild: please tell my mom I love her

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Radio #217: hey sansa, you got anything?
Radio #217: I'm lacking in visuals here

Radio #34: approaching the scene now
Radio #34: it seems the pro heroes have already arrived
Radio #34: we need to set up a blockade and section an area for immediate medical care and ambulances
Radio #34: the situation is looking somewhat dire

Radio #217: whaddaya-
Radio #217: oh god
Radio #217: shit, I think imma be sick
Radio #217: is that a kid?

Radio #34: please try to remain professional, Nakamura
Radio #34: we need to think of the civilian's peace of mind first

Radio #162: Hell, Sansa, I don't think they'd hear much of anything Nakamura'd say even if he were screamin' into their ear
Radio #162: this is lookin' real bad

Radio #34: Nakamura, are you still online?

Radio #217: yeah, I- uh, I needed a moment.
Radio #217: god I hope those ambulances got some of those shock blankets or whatever they're called

Radio #162: for you or the kids?

Radio #217: I- shit, man. I don't even know anymore

Hospital Record
Patient: Midoriya Izuku
Contact(s): Midoriya Inko, Aizawa Shouta

Overview:
Patient has suffered severe blunt trauma to the head, chest, and legs. Extreme lacerations can be seen on both the right shoulder and left torso. Severe internal damage including five broken ribs, a broken left clavicle, a clean beak through the right ulna, a stress fracture evident on the right humerus, internal bleeding, and collapsed left lung along with suspected other organ fail. Imminent surgery required. Keep under close supervision post-op.

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Aizawa: Nedzu, how in the hell did this happen?

Nedzu: Aizawa, shouldn't you be resting?

Aizawa: the bastard only managed to mess up my right elbow
Aizawa: everything else is fine
Aizawa: that brings me back to my point
Aizawa: how the hell did this happen

Nedzu: it seems that Midoriya- kun's observations were correct and the press break in was a diversion constructed by the villains who attacked today

Aizawa: how didn't you catch any of this?
Aizawa: you said you were going to look through the files?

Nedzu: and I did. I, however, did not account for the physical copies
Nedzu: I believe that is why the villains were convinced All Might was meant to be there
Nedzu: I had updated the electronic schedules to exclude him but not the physical copies

Aizawa: you had a whole days warning
Aizawa: and you didn't check the physical files?

Nedzu: even if I did, it wouldn't have been of much benefit
Nedzu: I've looked over everything now
Nedzu: it appears the security feed was ran on a loop and the physical files were not stolen but merely copied

Aizawa: Nedzu
Aizawa: Midoriya is in the hospital right now
Aizawa: in surgery
Aizawa: that has a 83% likely fatality rate
Aizawa: and you're telling me it just slipped your mind to double check then?

Nedzu: a poor decision on my part
Nedzu: and trust me when I inform you that I deeply wish Midoriya- kun were not the one to reap the consequences

Aizawa: consequences?
Aizawa:
Aizawa: COSEQUENCES?
Aizawa: MY KID COULD BE DYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF PREPARATION
Aizawa: BECAUSE THAT IDIOT WOULDNT LET ME FIGHT THE DAMN MONSTER MYSELF
Aizawa: AND YOURE CALLING IT A CONSEQUENCE??

Nedzu: Aizawa- san, I understand it has been a difficult day
Nedzu: and I'm sure your emotions are taught
Nedzu: but please know that you don't bear any of the responsibility for Midoriya- kun's predicament
Nedzu: that lies entirely with me
Nedzu: and regardless of the outcome of Midoriya- kun's surgery
Nedzu: I implore you to speak with Houng Dog given the chance
Nedzu: I don't expect you to respond
Nedzu: but I know Nemuri is at the hospital with Midoriya- san as well
Nedzu: and I understand you likely won't take my advice
Nedzu: but I believe it would do you a world of benefit to allow your painkillers to take hold and rest

Aizawa: I
Aizawa: Nedzu I can't
Aizawa: the kid-
Aizawa: he could die and
Aizawa: fuck it's my fault

Nedzu: it is not
Nedzu: and I wish you to know that I have no expectations that Midoriya- kun's surgery will go south
Nedzu: you know the boy better than any of us, Eraserhead
Nedzu: and if he is anything, it's a fighter

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