Tripp Maximoff // Avengers //

WandaVision - On A Very Special Episode...

3rd Person POV

Tommy is crying in Wanda's arms

"Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep?" Wanda says, rocking the baby. "Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin."

"Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally." Vision says, carrying a crying Billy down the stairs

"Well, don't tell him that." Wanda says, covering Tommy's ears and Vision laughs. "No luck with Billy?"

"Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man made him cry even harder." Vision says, bouncing Billy. "Oh. Care to dance, darling?" He says, bouncing with Billy over to Wanda

"It's almost like we're on a date." Wanda jokes

"Keep it down, lads, I was about to get my leg over." Vision jokes to the crying babies

"Vis?" Wanda asks. "Would you mind grabbing their binkies?"

"Oh. Course not. Binkies all round, I think." Vision says, putting Billy in the crib and going to get the binkies

Nikita walks into the living room from her room in the basement, rubbing her eyes. "Oh twin sister of mine?"

"Yes?" Wanda asks, looking over at Nikita in the doorway

"Your sons are loud." Nikita tells her

"Your nephews are loud." Wanda counters. "And if Auntie Nik wants them to be quiet, maybe she can rock one."

Nikita looks into the cribs where the babies are scream crying. "Yeah, I"m good." She says. "Why don't you use your magic on them?"

"Alright." Wanda says. She looks at the babies. "Now, I know parents aren't supposed to take shortcuts, but I think this situation calls for one, don't you?" Wanda says as the babies cry louder. "So, go to sleep, my babies." She says, using her powers. They continue to cry. "Go to sleep." She tries again. The boys start giggling. "Well, I don't think it's very funny. Why won't you do what I want?"

"What's that, dear?" Vision asks, walking over to Wanda with binkies in his ears

"That is not where those go!" Wanda tells him while laughing

"Noise cancellation is not their primary function?" Vision asks

Wanda gives the boys the binkies and they stop crying. Then, they spit the binkies out and start crying again

"Vis?" Wanda asks. "What are we doing wrong?"

"Oh, don't worry, dear." Vision tells her. "We'll figure it out. Perhaps we all need more time to get to know one another."

"Maybe. Or maybe we just need some help." Wanda says

The doorbell rings. Agnes walks in and Vision slams a pillow into his face to give him time to turn human

"Hiya, kids!" Agnes exclaims

"Oh, Agnes!" Wanda greets

"Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow. With my face." Vision says

"Oh, I was just on my way to Jazzercise when I heard your new little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike." Agnes says

"Who told you that?" Vision asks

"Uh, my ears." Agnes says with a laugh

"Anyway, Auntie Agnes is here and I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeve." Agnes says

"Oh, Agnes, you're a lifesaver." Wanda says

"Very well. But be careful of their belly buttons and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed... Actually, you know what?" Vision fusses over the babies. "It would be... Just... Maybe we better not."