I may be a villain but WHY do I have to play one?

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Me: You want me to do what?

After the whole morning fiasco, Hawks lead me to ground beta or that was how this huge training ground was called and told me that I was to play villain.

Me play villain?

Buddy, did you look at me?

Did you ever heard of Vulture?

I am a freaking villain?!

Why do I need to play one?

How the fuck did you even come up with that?

I could literally kill them!

Hawks: Play the villain for this exercise.

Me: Chicken, did you just fry your brain?

Hawks: Don't get mean!

Me: I AM A FREAKING VILLAIN! What do you mean play the villain for this exercise?!

Hawks: Kinda true.

Me: Kinda?

Hawks: Kid, you did more good than evil.

Me: Keep going and my kill count will increase by one.

Hawks: Aww come on kid.

Me: Didn't I say to stop calling me kid, you dumb rooster!

Hawks: And I said you should stop calling me chicken! So we are even!

Me: No we are not since you threw a bucket of water on me.

Hawks: You still angry at that?

Me: Yep and you will get it back.

Hawks: *Sigh*

Me: Yeah just be scared! My revenge will be sweet!

Sweet!

That's it!

I will use honey on him!

Yes!

A chicken marinade in a honey sesame sauce!

Sounds good!

Hawks: Okay I should have explained it more.

Me: Yep.

Hawks: We are as I said in ground beta.

Me: Yeah a huge fucking city!

Hawks: Hey, don't judge!

Me: You teaching world domination or how to overthrow a city here? What is this? A villain school?

Hawks: ... Vul, you are going overboard!

Me: WHERE! Just fucking look around you!!!

Hawks: Arg! Vulture stop being dramatic! This city was only building for heroes to train hostage situation and also how to capture villains without doing too much damage.

Me: Someone should have send Endeahoe back here!

Hawks: I am not gonna comment on that one.

Me: Okay so this city is here for an exercise but still why do I need to be the villain?

Hawks: You want to be the hero instead?

Me: Nope.

Hawks: As I already said this is a hero vs villain exercise. The hero class 1A will be put in groups and will try to apprehend the villain or find the bomb the villain placed in the building we are currently in.

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