3rd person POV:
Peacefully, Asuka and Shinji slept in each other's arms. Snug, warm, and happy, the two were at peace.
But that peace was going to be interrupted by a dark force of nature.
Misato:(massive grin)
Finding the two like this, she snuck upon them. Looming over, like a vulture, grinning like the Grinch.
Shinji was first to sense a presence. He opened his eyes just before Misato poked him in the cheek.
Shinji:!
Shinji:(slowly looks at Misato)...
Misato:(thumps up)
Shinji: Gha!
Asuka: Hmmm...(yawn)
His surprise awoke Asuka.
Asuka: A nightmare...? (Sigh)... Come on, I'll make you-Wha!?
She took notice of Misato.
Asuka: Wha-wha-what the fuck are you doing here!?
Misato: Glad you two finally did something! Though maybe sex is a bit fast, but whatever...
The two, naked, of course, raised their blanket as they got up slightly.
Shinji: Misato, please leave.
Asuka: Yeah! Get the fuck out you creepy old hag! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Misato:(chuckles) Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving.
She walks towards the door, but before leaving, turns around.
Misato: Remember to use protection. I have some in my room if you need any-
(Crash)²
Both Shinji and Asuka throw something at Misato who shuts the door before getting hit.
Asuka: Your condoms are expired! Guess someone has been too busy growing cobwebs to know!
Misato's laughter could be heard in the distance.
Asuka:(grumbling) Fucking bitch, ruining...
Her dialogue quickly devolved into German swearing.
Holding her in his arms, the two try to return to their peaceful slumber.
Shinji:...
Asuka:...
Misato:(laughing in the distance)
Asuka:... God, can't believe that bitch is going to be our children's grandmother.
....
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....
Shinji: What?
Asuka: What?
(Opening theme)
Sat on the roof of his school, Shinji, alone, was quickly met with company.
Kensuke and Toji loud and proud, announced themselves.
Toji: Yo! Ikari!
Shinji: Hey guys...
Kensuke: Is it true? You and Asuka are a thing?
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Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Evangelion Wars
FanfictionAs NERV was being raided the Human Instrumentality project was activated, it seemed as if humanity was going to be fused into one, until Shinji Ikari in his Eva Unit 01 stopped it and became a hero to the world. Almost 2 years later, and the new NER...
