[Meanwhile with the penguins]
Skipper: Operation Tourist Trap is a go.
Private: Oh, I like that one. That's a good one.
Kowalski: It works on many levels sir.
Skipper: You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.
Roberto: That, too.
Private: Absolutely.
Rico: Hai.
Skipper: Stations. Stage one. Go!
[Private comes out and gets hit the jeeep]
Tourist driver: Oh, no! What have I done?
Skipper: Come on, take the bait.
Woman: What happened?
Man: What's going on?
[The resf of ths tourists came out and starts taking pictures of Private fake corpse]
Woman 2: Oh, look at the poor little guy.
Man: Is it dead?
Skipper: Stage two! Go, go, go!
Tourist driver: I will give him the kiss of life.
Tourists: Ooh.
Skipper: Rico!
[Rico hotwires the engine while the tourist driver tries to save Private.]
Skipper: Rico! [Private flies sround liks a balloon and closes the hood then lands.] Reverse! [Kowalski shifts the shifter]. Gas! [Private hits the gas pedal on his back] Music! [Roberto inserts a cassete tape in the player]
[The music What a Feeling by One Direction begins]
Tourist driver: No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Come back!
Nana: What is all this rock'n'roll racket?! [Gets thrown out of the jeep smashing the winshield]
Private: Is she dead?
Skipper: No! [Drives the jeep forward to hit Nana again and reverse
Nana: You hoodlums!
Man: Good heavens! Are you OK?
Man 2: Lady, I found your pocketbook.
Nana: My handbag. Such a good boy. Nana can't survive without it.
Man 2: Wow. You are one tough cookie.
Nana: Brownies Troop 416, Yonkers.
Tourist driver: OK, nobody panic! The best thing we can do is stay together. We'll wait for another tourjeep. It may take hours, it's getting dark but...
Man 2: Where are you going?
Nana: I'm not staying here to be attacked by more animals. I'm too old to die.
Man 2: I don't know about you guys but I'm going with her. Old lady, wait up!
Tourist driver: Please! We need to stay.....together. Fine! We'll go that way!
Nana: Does anyone want a hard candy?
Tourists: Ooh!
...
Florrie: Easy now.
Zuba: Watch your step. And right here... OK, are you ready? This is where you always slept.
Alex: Oh, man! Wow. Was this mine?
Zuba: Look at you. Look at him.
Alex: Oh, this thing. Look, look! I remember this!
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Madagascar (Reader Insert)
AdventureAlex, Marty, Christian, Melman and Gloria the zoo animals find themselves in Madagascar. They must find help to get back to New York.