Madagascar (Reader Insert)

Chase Through Venice and Meeting The North Wind

[Suddenly a car swerves in, knocks down one of the men and it stops just ahead of penguins, the car door opens]

Roberto: I remote called my car. Come on! Hurry up! Let's go!

Skipper: All right, boys, it's just like Cuba. Taxi! How about some music? Something chase-y.

Private: Here they come.

Skipper: Let's move.

Private: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again! Stroke some more! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Sorry! Stroke! Stroke! We got baddies, six o'clock.

Skipper: Kowalski, battle formation.
[Kowalski prepares to battle the ctopi with a canoe.] So you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo? Let's dance. [Gets hit by the Octopi in the eyes.] Liquiz Mother-of-pearl, that stings! I've lost visual. Kowalski, be my eyes.

Kowalski: Uh, left. Right, right! Up! Duck.

Skipper: I think I got 'em.

Kowalski: They are down, sir.

Skipper: Excelente.

[The Octopi slingshot themselves]

Private: Skipper!

Kowalski: They're back up. And we are running out of canal.

Skipper: Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.

Italian Man: Will you marry me?

[Unknowing that the artic fox named Classified arrives.]

Kowalski: There's another one coming up the back!

Roberto: There's a lot of obstacles I need to pass.

Skipper: We've lost engine one!

Kowalski: And two and three.

Private: Four!

Skipper: Switch to emergency power.

Private: Aye, aye, Skipper.

[Roberto manages to swerve the car and go in the opposite direction]

Skipper: Lose them at the factory! [To Roberto as he drives them as fast he can to get away from Dave's Octopi chasing after them]

Skipper: Take 'em upstairs! [Roberto drives into the factory building]

Kowalski: We're losing them on the fifth floor.

[The Octopi continue to chase after them in the factory building]

[The octopi chasing after the penguins start shooting at them]

Private: They're shooting at us! We've got melons! Dead ahead!

[Roberto drives up some scaffolding taking them to the open window ahead they drop out the building and land safely on the ground. The car chasing them falls, crashes into some scaffolding and explodes. After dropping out of the factory building and getting rid of the octopi chasing them]

Skipper: I can see. Rico, the glowy thing! Venetian blinded again!

Kowalski: We've been boarded.

Skipper: Initiate self-destruct sequence. Nice.

Private: Whee!

Skipper: Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence.

[The car suddenly stopped].

Roberto: Crap! The rim's cracked. [Gets out of the car with his brothers.] We'll lose this car. And more octopi are coming.

Skipper: All right, boys, battle stance.