Random Short Conversations

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I haven't arrived in UK yet =_= But here's some conversations I found in iFunny, Funny Text Compilation+Tumblr, and some of them are from my daily conversations with my friends all over da world :v I've asked permission to redo it all over again :D And about the NetherNesia thing.... I kinda sort of 'missed' it. I mean, it's MISSING from my draft! Well, there's another thing I must redo now :/

And please keep it in mind, I'm a busy dude, I couldn't update often :v

Enjoy!!

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1. TV shows

M!Cambodia: I was watching a movie.

M!Myanmar: What movie?

M!Cambodia: It's about a men's wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. A few years later his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of mentally disabled woman.

M!Myanmar: Oh my God! That's so totally awesome! Which movie is this?

M!Cambodia: Finding Nemo.

M!Myanmar: ........

2. Idiot Thailand

Thailand: I just poured coffee into the washing machine. Sometimes I think I'm an idiot... ;-;

Vietnam: Oh, I do that all the time.

Thailand: E-Eh? Put your coffee into the washing machine?

Vietnam: No. Think you're an idiot.

3. Drunk Phili

M!Philippines: Hey kuya Singapore :)

M!Singapore: Don't talk to me.

M!Philippines: Eeehhhh?! What did I even do??

M!Singapore: Last night you were so drunk you got my ipad and put it in the blender.

M!Philippines: Really???

M!Singapore: Yes. And you said you were making apple juice.

4. Drunk Phili II

M!Philippines: I wasn't THAT drunk...

M!Singapore: Phili... not even that, you gave a mushroom to Brunei and kept yelling "GROW MARIO, GROW!!"

M!Philippines: ...........

5. Bro

M!Indonesia: MALAYYY SAKURA (Fem Japan) BROKE UP WITH MEEEEEEE!!!! :'(

M!Malaysia: Hush big bro, don't you cry. I'm gonna find you a better person. If that girl doesn't treat you right, I'm gonna put up a good fight. And if the fight turned great plus the police caught me, you'll be the one who's gonna bail me out of jail.

M!Indonesia: This is why we are brothers.

6. Dinner

M!Cambodia: Dinner in 20 mins.

F!Laos: What's for dinner?

M!Cambodia: Veil and rice. It looks good.

F!Laos: Will it poison me?

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