Randomness With Male! Indonesia BOOK II

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Germany: Why can't potatoes talk

Australia: Everything is boomerang if you throw it upwards

NewZealand: I will become a lamb and escape reality if Mr. Gandalf doesn't show up in my fifty universary

Lithuania: What if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history, onions abused the human race so now as instinct, we begin to cry in fear on their presence

Hungary: Why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson of horror"

England: Wow how can I never realize a moustache is actually a mouthbrow and eyebrows are just eyestaches

Russia: I was so high I cried because I realized that snakes are just tails with faces

Estonia: What if pooping wasn't an everyday thing like it was a big event only one day in a year where you spent the whole day in the poop room realesing all your built up excrement from the whole year and you didn't go to work and everyone just like "oh he must be his pooping day"

Ukraine: Without nipples, boobs are just like buttcheeks that don't poop

Denmark: What if bellybuttons screamed when u covered it with sheets/clothes because it's scared of the dark

Iceland: have you ever think about hugs and thought what they really are? Imagine hugging an egg and it would be very weird

Prussia: If you poop out holy water does that make it holy shit

Romano: Pansexual? No, I said I am pastasexual. I'm gonna fuck the linguini

Italy: There are 500 types of pasta. Wow. The pastabilities are endless

Seborga: Date you? I though you said "cremate you". Hahaaaa what a hilarious misunderstanding. Hm? You say something? Weird. A pile of ashes can't talk!

France: If anyone ever tells you arent beautiful, kill them

Latvia: Stab wounds? You mean extra pockets. I appreciate extra holes

Netherlands: Smiling is so weird like you strech your eating hole just to show happiness

Spain: My butt is on fire

Sealand: Why am I not a banana

Wy: I was born in an incredibly young age

Seychelles: Why ppl haven't talked about how many ghosts there will be in the ocean

Belarus: IF YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE DONT FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE!!! THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM AND IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY'LL BLEED OUT AND DIE

Canada: IM NOT SOME KIND OF SUICIDAL BIATCH, YOU LOSERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN CANADA YOU HEAR?? I MADE AMERICA CRY WITHOUT EVEN USING MA FISTS!!

S.Korea: Got sick when I visit Japan again.... DAMMIT AM I NOT KAWAII ENOUGH FOR YOU??

Ireland: If you say "whale oil beef hooked" really fast, it sounds "well I'll be fucked" in an Irish accent omg

Japan: I was yerring at South Korea outside and a fucken cherry brossom petar randed on my mouth which shut me up and he said, "tHE ANIME GODS HAVE SIRENCED YOU"

^quotes that I heard from ma friends or ma pal tumblr/pinterest that I think fits them

I didnt put them all, I knOW

Too lazyyyyyyy

Bonus: quote from da weeaboo danshi author

Me: When people said "it's what inside you that makes you beautiful", the demon possessing my body blushes deeply

Happy near new year bruhs