Randomness With Male! Indonesia BOOK II

Malaysia's Birthday Special

My OC of Malaysia is kinda....
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1. Attracted

M!Singapore: Did you know? The more you are attracted to a person, the more easier that is for that individual to make you laugh.

M!Malaysia: Is that why I always laugh at my own jokes

M!Singapore: ..............

2. Privacy

[Malaysia's mansion]

M!Malaysia: *enters his room* ..........*sigh* Hello, people who do not live here.

M!Philippines: Hey!!

M!Indonesia: Hi~

M!Singapore: Hello.

M!Malaysia: I gave you a key only for emergencies.

M!Philippines: We were out of doritos.

3. Sass

M!Singapore: *is drinking tea*

M!Malaysia: *enters his room* ..........Where's Indon?

M!Singapore: Out to meet USA.

M!Malaysia: oh great

M!Singapore: Hm?

M!Malaysia: Too bad Indon's not here to enjoy Indon's not being here.

4. Dotting papas?

[Imagine the papas who once colonized the SEA nations sending each other snap chats of them, doing random things and arguing over who's cuter like...]

England: *picture of Chibi!Singa, Brunei and Myanmar in formal dress* They are indeed so cute!

Netherlands: *picture of Chibi!Nesia pouting* He looks cuter than all of your children.

Spain: *picture of Chibi!Phili wearing a swimsuit* Yes, but Phili in nice swimsuit. I win!

France: *picture of Chibi!Viet, Laos, and Cam snuggling under a single blanket with him* I didn't see Philippines snuggling under a blanket though.

England: *picture of Chibi!Malaysia just standing* No. But gentlemen. GENTLEMEN, JUST LOOK AT HIM

5. Sass II

Someone: *insults Durian-chan*

M!Malaysia: You've just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my papa's calling your papa and you're not invited to my wondrous sweet summer beach bash birthday party.

6. Fanboy

F!Laos: Where's Malay? What is he doing?

F!Brunei: *points at Malay's room* Hibernating.

F!Laos: H-Hibernating?

M!Singapore: Yesterday I saw him bringing lots of Boboiboy CDs and more cartoons, animes and dramas. Not to mention he's with bags full of snacks. I don't think he'll come out any time soon.

Vietnam: Technically, he's hibernating. But instead of sleeping, he watches movies.

F!Laos: ....I bet Nesia, Phili and Myanmar are with him.

Vietnam: You guessed it. But Cam is there too.

F!Laos: What the

M!Singapore: But the one who planned this is Malay himself.

F!Laos: How in the world

M!Singapore: End of August

7. Consepts

M!Malaysia: Books are just dead tatooed trees.

M!Singapore: *gasps in horror*

M!Malaysia: I like the way their corpses smell.

M!Indonesia: ....okay that's creepy af.

M!Malaysia: I collect them and display them in my room.

M!Singapore: sTOP IT DON'T RUIN BOOKS FOR ME

8. Legend

M!Indonesia: Legend says when you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream!

M!Malaysia: Well it'd be great if people just stopped dreaming about me.

9. PIRATEESSSSSSS

M!Malaysia: Say... What if algebra teachers are actually pirates and they're using us to find the x?

M!Indonesia: Oh. Hey, Malay. Who's your teacher?

M!Malaysia: Mr. England?

M!Indonesia: *gASP*

M!Malaysia: *gASP*

10. Caring?

M!Indonesia: You've been treating me badly, Malay! Do you hate me??? :'(

M!Malaysia: I don't hate you.

M!Indonesia: Then why are you doing this?!?

M!Malaysia: Let me finish. My type of hate is different.

M!Indonesia: What?

M!Malaysia: I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I have a glass of water,.... I'd drink it.

M!Indonesia: yOU MEANIE

11. And finally....

M!Malaysia: I am 100% certain that I'm 0% sure of what I'm going to do.

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A/N
That's all, maybe?

Is it weird that this book is originally for Indonesia but I properly made this part of Malaysia's birthday instead? XD

Maybe I should change the title to Randomness with Malaysia instead-

M!Indonesia: OH NO YOU WOULDN'T

Aha, who knows! XD

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, MALAYSIA!!!!