Randomness With Male! Indonesia BOOK II

Frog in the sheets

America: Sorry I bombed your mansion, Iggy ಥ_ಥ

England: *eyebrows twitching* It's... alright.....ಠ_ಠ

America: oh my god I feel so terrible

England: Why are you feeling terrible NOW, after you bombed my house several times

America: no I mean, it was accidentally this time

England: sO YOU WERE THROWING GRENADE-FILLED PIES TO MY PLACE INTENTIONALLY THIS WHOLE TIME?!

America: Sorry dude ಠ_ಠ

England: I donT NEED YOUR PITY AND APOLOGIZE, JUST REPAIR MY HOUSE!!

America: oh ok but it'll take time though

England: That's fine. I'll live with Canada for a while... maybe Australia, New Zealand or Malaysia...

America: tch he loves them more than me ;-;

England: Pardon?

America: nothinggggg ok I think the house will be done 2 by weeks now

England: Alrighty then. Now if you'd excuse me, I'll be going to call Canada.

America: yea sure (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

*then*

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NewZealand: Sorry, father ~ buT THE TV NEEDS ME

M!Malaysia: no ಠ_ಠ My apologize, dad but I'm already busy handling these 'neighbors' having a so-called 'sleepover'

Canada: nah

Australia: *didn't even answer*

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England: yoU CHILDREN HATE ME THAT MUCH??

America: Chill, dude they're probably have work of their own ~

England: I still have a lot of former colonies.... just wait.... *dialing*

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America: ...........so?

England: theY'RE ALL BUSY??

America: ...do you even have real friends?

England: OF COURSE I HAVE!! ;-;

America: that Spain and Holland?

England: Netherlands cut the call just after I said my name. Spain is out of questions

America: Italy, Germany or Japan?

England: I dont want to live in that pasta hell, Germany won't even let me in his neighborhood, and Japan said he was making tentacle p*rn or Itacest doujin

America: oh ok how about France?

England: oh heavens no I would never spend even a single night in the same resident as that ignorant frog

America: geezz dude ಠ_ಠ but you'll have no choice but to sleep on the streets, then

England: that's what I'm worrying about?

America: what's worst then?

England: Worst what?

America: If you had to choose between living with France or living on the streets which would you choose?

England: That's not even a question

France: Honhonhon so the absolute answer is of course, living with me! *french laughs*

England: For heavens sake how did you even get here?!

France: I heard from Lithuania, who has heard it from Estonia, who was told by America ~

England: why. just why

France: Live with me, Angleterre!

America: It's settled then! I'll pack your stuff!

England: Yes, please give it to me

America: oh? You're actually gonna stay in his house?!

England: I'll go to the English's finest street.

America: Oi Iggy ಠ_ಠ

England: Rather be a gentleman on the streets than with a frog in the sheets

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A/N

Ok so I found this ask-cosplay-arthur person in tumblr xD

*thoughtful croaks* Their blog is great ╮(─▽─)╭