1. Valid Arguments
America: *painted England's room without permission*
England: *is scolding him*
France: *hurts his forehead due to facepalming to much*
America: Dude, chill. I just painted it with pink.
England: ARE YOU TALKING BACK AT ME, YOUNG MAN?!
America: Well yeah, that's how communication works....
England: ........................
France: *snort*
Canada: *slow clap in the distance*
2. Show the world
Poland: Iiiii can show you the woooooooorld~
Lithuania: ....I've seen enough.
Poland: ......Iiiiiiiii can show you the woooooooorld~
Lithuania: *sigh* Been there, done that.
Poland: ..............Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii caaaaan shooooow youuuuu da wooooooooooorld~~
Lithuania: The world is scary.... not to mention its people....
Poland: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN FUCKING SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
Lithuania: I DON'T WANNA SEE IT!!
Poland: Okay~
3. Show the world ver.2
Lithuania: Well... I guess I'll go with you now. Let's see-
Poland: wELL THAT'S A VERY GREAT CHOICE YOU HAVE MADE THERE, PAL!! WHEN WILL WE DEPART?! WHERE WILL WE START?! I HAVE MY AGENDA HERE, LET'S GET THE PACKING STARTED AND BRING THOUSANDS OF BAGGAGES!! OH AND WE'LL VISIT ENGLAND FIRST!! I HEARD HE HAS PIXIES, LEPRECHAUNS, UNICORNS, FAIRIES, AND OTHER SPARKLING CUTE AND PINKY THINGS!! NEXT UP IS VIETNAM, SHE SAID SHE HAS-
Lithuania: ....the documents.
Poland: Wha?
Lithuania: Our work.
Poland: Okay~
4. Japan and China
China: Japan, you look tired....
Japan: Yes, I trury am tired
Tired of arr your
burrah shitu.
China: ........
6. Japan and anime
Sealand: *when he still don't know anime* What is anime?
Japan: *dramatically drops his books*
Finland: *gASP* PETER NO
Sweden: *choked on his own breath*
Sealand: Eh?
Japan: ................
Shut the fuck up
Shit the fuck down
'Cause this is story time, moda fucka
7. Otaku
Prussia: PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS IN THE STREET HOW DID YOU DO IT
England: Step one, go outside for once.
France: *chuckled* You've met band members before?
Canada: Oh
Japan: But the outernet is scary
All: .............
America: the outernet
8. England and scones
England: Light it up up up
Light it up up up
Light it up up up
Scones: I'M ON FIREEEEEE
9. The Spoiled Noble
Austria: *accidentally stumbled on his own feet* *bumped on the floor* *is lying on the floor*
France: GYAHAHAHA! The young master got bumped by his own feet!
Germany: ......um... Austria? Are you okay?
Austria: *immediately places his hands on the floor* I didn't fall, I just wanted to rest.
10. Japan and cursing
[meeting]
Germany: Bleh bleh bleh.....
Italy: Ve ve ve ~
All: *chatters*
Germany: Now then, I want you to bring your reports for a past few days....
Japan: *forgot it* Oh shi-
All: *turns to him*
Japan: .......OSHIETE YO
11. When Netherlands is a jerk
Netherlands: Germany, wait up.
Germany: Vat do you want?
Netherlands: You've lost something.
Germany: . . . . .wha-
Netherlands: .....The war!
Germany: *dramatically drops his books* *insert sad face here* *sob*
Netherlands: *elegantly leaves* Works every time.
Belgium: .......Onii-chan.... you're very unpleasant today.....
12. When Germany is a jerk
Germany: Hey, Netherlands. You've lost something.
Netherlands: Vat is it?
Germany: ....... all three world cup finals!
Netherlands: *fell on his knees* *hands on his head* N O
Germany: *steadily leaves* Sweet revenge.
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