1. Think positive
*accidentally broke one of England's potion bottle*
America: hOLY-
Canada: oH NO-
America: OMFG WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Canada: N-NO! THINK POSITIVE!!
America: WE'RE GONNA DIE QUICKLY!!
2. Russia's Puns
America: Russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
England: 15 minutes late they clearly weren't russian
France: Looks like they were stalin
Russia: .....You guys are putin way too much time on this
China: If this is to be a pun war, soviet
3. Netherlands
Netherlands: *sits in the roof, seeing the stars*
Belgium: *from the window below* Oniichan, what are you doing...?
Netherlands: Thinking irrationally
Belgium: Eh?
Netherlands: *sigh* *lie down* *searching for a comfortable spot* *sigh again* *rubs his hair in annoyance* What if I hadn't spent that $10 back in 1997
Belgium: ....*sweating* D-Did you get low on money, Oniichan....?
4. Conversation starter
America: *is lying on the couch, thinking about life*
England: I made tea.
America: *growl* I don't want tea.
England: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
America: Then why did you tell me?
England: *sips tea* It's a conversation starter.
America: That's a horrible conversation starter!
England: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
5. Fast food
America: Why do French people eat snails?
France: Because we don't like fast food.
America: ................
France: ...............
America: You are dead to me.
6. Anime term
Liechtenstein: Japan-sama....
Japan: Yes, Riechtenstein-san?
Liechtenstein: You see, I just watched a cartoon from your country......
Japan: It's called Anime, Riechtenstein-san!
Liechtenstein: Ah, yes! And um... Can I ask you something? There's things I don't understand from that anime....
Japan: Ask away, Miss!
Liechtenstein: *shows innocent face* What's yaoi?
Japan: *gASP*
Liechtenstein: Japan-sama...?
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Randomness With Male! Indonesia BOOK II
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