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Brendan|Matt|Other

"Hey Brendan, you okay man? Did you order the pizza yet?"

"No I couldn't. Some idiotic employee just keeps refusing to take my order."

"Did you call Domino's?"

"Yeah."

"The number you're calling is currently switched off. Please try again later."

"She switched the fucking phone off! Can you believe that??"

"..."

"Can they even do that with a landline?"

"..."

"Matt?"

"..."

"Matt. Why are you laughing? What's funny?"

"..."

"Matt?"

"..."

"Matt!"

"So-sorry. I can't stop la-laughing."

"What the hell man? Why are you laughing?"

"Your fa-face."

"..."

"Are you done now?"

"Yeah. It's just that... remember last week?"

"What about last week?"

"When you ate your sister's oreo and she said she'd get you back?"

"Yeah..."

"So she switched a few numbers on your phone."

"..."

"I'm going to murder Van."

"..."

"Stop laughing Matt!"

"Your face..."

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