Kyler Cross [COMPLETED]

4. A TEA PARTY AND A SLEEPY HEAD

Good Morning, my dear little Shorty.

Seen 6.52am

Uhhh... why are you so happy in the morning???? Stop messaging me! Don't say GOOD morning. Mornings aren't good when you have to go to school.

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Not a morning person huh?

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Yep. I'm not a morning person. I don't like morning people, mornings or people. Which means I don't like you.

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That hurts.

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Cry me a river! So, why did you wake me up at this ungodly hour?

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It's seven o'clock in the morning! Even zombies are having their cup of coffee.
I was kind of bored.

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YOU CALLED ME BECAUSE YOU WANTED SOME ENTERTAINMENT? I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to finish off what I couldn't complete in kindergarten. I'm going to cut your finger.

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I hope you bring lots of beer for my funeral. Oh.. and please serve Starbucks coffee for the guests. You could serve cupcakes and spring rolls too. That'll be nice.

Seen 6.55am

Kyler! What do you think your funeral is? A tea party? Why don't I bring my little sister's dolls too?

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But it's MY funeral! I want it to be awesome.

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You'll be dead to see anything, Stupido. and I'm not wasting money on Starbucks and stuff. I'll serve cabbage soup and water for them if I want.

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That's very rude of you. My ghost wouldn't appreciate it. What about your funeral? I'll serve cabbage soup for them too.

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NO!!!! I want black roses! They're sooooo pretty!

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Ok, as a good friend, I'll paint the roses black.

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That's very cheap of you, Mister. Buy me black roses.

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They don't plant black roses.

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Yes, they do. I'll send you the website. One is about 100 dollars.

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Woah!!! Seriously?

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Yep! So if you don't want to get haunted by my ghost, you better do it.

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Ok, your Highness. It's my pleasure.

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Thank you, peasant. Now let me have a quick 5 minute nap.

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You know the "5 more minutes" nap isn't very effective. I learnt it the hard way.

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Shut up and let me sleep!!!! And serves you right!

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