Gareth: Hey bitches! Guess what?!
Toni: You finally realised that the man-bun isn't as cool as you think it is?
Gareth: A. I'm officially offended! My man-bun is hotter than microwave heat bitch!
Isco: I second that!
Gareth: Thanks Disco! And B, Angie is my girlfriend!
Angie: No she's not!
Gareth: What?! Are you breaking up with me already?! It hasn't even been 12 hours yet!
Anghie: lol, no Gar. I can't break up with you even if I wanted to because if I remember correctly, you didn't ask me out to be your girlfriend.
Gareth: Ohh
Angie: YEAH
Gareth: Well then let me do the honours, Angie, will you be my girlfriend?
Angie: NO!
Gareth: What? Why?
BossMan: smh... This generation is so busy in these stupid electronics that they have forgotten the true meaning of romance! Is that really how you ask someone out Bale?
Angie: Thanks, Boss! They need to learn a lot.
In a new group chat which has everyone except for Angie, Gareth and Zidane
Toni: You guys read that right?
Marcelo: Yeah
Isco: Now our boy is gonna remain single forever
Cris: BECAUSE HIS DUMB ASS WASN'T ROMANTIC ENOUGH!!
Luka: omg! Don't yell at him!!
Sergio: Then what are we supposed to do? Give him a medal?
Toni: No. We're supposed to give both of them a spectacular romantic night so he can propose!
Cris: All hail Saint Toni!! You're a genius, my friend.
Toni: Yeah I know. Now let's get started. I volunteer my house.
Marcelo: I'll get Gareth and Angie to dress up.
Sergio: I'll get the flowers and candles!
Isco: I'll set up the table and be their cute waiter for the night!
Cris: I'll cook!
Marco: ^ I'll assist!
Dani: I'll get the desert!
Luka: I'll rent a limo and be their chauffeur!
Raphael: I'll take care of transforming Toni's backyard into a fairytale.
Lucas: I'll help him.
Nacho: Me too
Karim: I'll supervise and keep Luka updated.
Mateo: I'll take care of the music. Gentlemen! We've come too far to let the BaleWalker ship sink now! We have got to give this our best shot and make this night perfect for both of them!
Sergio: Agreed!
Marcelo: Agreed.
Cris: Let's do this boys!
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Who's excited about the boys' plan?!
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HumorJust a story where Marcelo accidentally adds a girl in the Real Madrid Group Chat! Word of warning, this book is full of sarcastic remarks, hilarious insults and none of it is real. So if you are ready to read then, Welcome to the Real Madrid Group...
