Misophonia - A newtmas AU

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Dms between Thomas and Newt

Bloody_newt
I am here.

Trendy.thomas
Get outta my dms bitch

Bloody_newt
You invited me idiot

Trendy.thomas
Ugh fine. Stay. Idc.

Bloody_newt
Well if I'm not wanted...

Trendy.thomas
STAY
I mean
Stay if you want
Idiot

Bloody_newt
Careful Thomas, your caring is showing

Trendy.thomas
You bring it out of me. I'm never usually this loving

Bloody_newt
I feel sorry for the other people in your life if this is very 'loving' to you

Trendy.thomas
Oh, it is babe ;-)

Bloody_newt
Eww leave

Trendy.thomas
You know you love it

Bloody_newt
I wouldn't be so sure if i was you

Trendy.thomas
Don't be moody because you're sexually frustrated

Bloody_newt
THOMAS
First, eww gross
Second, I'm very OFFENDED that you think I'm sexually frustrated
Do you not think I can get any action if I wanted to?

Trendy.thomas
Not if you call it 'action', no.

Bloody_newt
Guess you'll be glad to know that I had great sex last night, thank you Thomas. I'm anything but sexually frustrated atm

Trendy.thomas
Oh you have a boyfriend?
You shouldn't be so flirty. It's not nice to lead people on Newtie :-(

Bloody_newt
Chill, no boyfriend here. Just some guy at a club. I don't remember his name
Love that you're jealous tho babe ;-)

Trendy.thomas
Damn omg
Got myself a bad boy

Bloody_newt
Hardly. I was just very pissed

Trendy.thomas
Oh why were you mad? Need to talk?

Bloody_newt
AHAH no pissed means drunk here babe
But thanks for the offer xx

Trendy.thomas
Lol don't I feel stupid

Bloody_newt
Don't say lol ever again

Trendy.thomas
What are you going to do about it?

Bloody_newt
Wow my mind instantly went to making out with you
Idk, probably kick your ass or smthing

Trendy.thomas
Yup. Definitely not sexually frustrated

Bloody_newt
LEAVE ME ALONE
JESSUS
BYE
BITCH

Trendy.thomas
Lol
Calm down
Oops sorry I said lol
Newt?
Newtie?
Oh wow love that you left.
Talk soon xx