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Tiktokers that Grew up🥵

Melody
you hoes better be fucking ready by 11am, the party boat leaves at 1pm sharp

Avani
dress code?

Chase
party boat?

Melody
Vani, it's a party boat so bikinis and one peices and booze galore

Addison
my inner lesbian is screaming rn!

Madi
it's a titty fest

Liv
i'm here for it

Chase
lmao

Melody
yall smell that wiff of irrelevance pass by

Charli
yessir

Griffin
c'mon now Mel, cut the boy some slack

Melody
oOf no thanks sir, i'm out of slacks to cut along with fucks to give

Tayler
brutal i tell you. my wife is brutal

Melody
anywhore, i'm dragging asses by thongs to the car if you arn't ready

Josh
i'll have to sit this one out, idk what's up with my stomach

Nessa
probably food poisoning but i'm playing nurse today to count me out

Melody
get well soon Joshie

Melody
anyone else bailing? or shitting?

Ondreaz
no ma'am

Madi
nope

Liv
see yall in a few hours

Bryce
can we keep Melody and Addison under close supervision please

Addison
'scuse me luv, we are going to drink as much as we want

Melody
don't mean because we have kids we can't drink

Madi
ion thinks it's because of that....

Tony
last time Melody got hammered she spoke to a tree...

Tayler
then proceeded to piss on it

Madi
at least she apologized

Tony
but we all saw her vagina

Melody
i have a pretty vagina tho

Tayler
you do🥵

Liv
^^this is a family show!

Mads
oR iS iT!!!!

Kio
sometimes i'm concerned i will never be loved by my girlfriend as much as she loves Harry Styles

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i'm concerned i will never love my husband as much as i love Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, and Zayn Malik

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