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INTERFERENCE (Mistake Of Wattpad #5)

To swagat hai aapka aaj ke episode me.

So welcome to our new show 'Watty Potty with D and (only D)'.
In this show, we talk about everything related to the latest VR software available on play store which lets you get introduced to next level Shit and that too in 4D!

Doraemon! Doraemon!
Hai Bada Pyara dost hamara
Doraemon!

*Writer just watched Doraemon. 12 graders are allowed. XD*

Name: Wattpad

For last few days, our host D was suffering from HadSe Zyada Depressophobia (we even suspect that he suffers from venusophobia. But still... We are happy he came back! Bhai TRP bhi badhai hai na apun ko!)

In today's topic,

Devesh is going to cover the core of bullshit! The cause of our pain.

Interference of Wattpad

Tie your seat belts.

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SOOOOOO, my leave is over and target is due. Good news for my friends, quite sad for you Watty potty.

While I was out, on a leave, I thought that I was out of work. But, this avenger was actually collecting evidences (liar! He was lucky!)

I mean I remember i posted the story on wattpad on nearly March 10, 2019. It was titled Blade of Brihaspat back then. I later took it down and re-uploaded in July. You see what I want to say, one freaking year is completed.

And

755 views!

That's utterly my fault. No sympathy, no promotions.

But still, I sued to think that why am not I getting reads, or comment, or v- vote.
I once said that wattpad's interference is the best.

Utarwali na izzat apni!
Ab chu ki ch nahi nikali chahiye.
Warna Geeta saar ka ke sagar me dubo- dubo ke marunga!

Isn't this nice? Maine likha hai!

Seems like in a year I got answer.
Sorry to my readers if I will be less sarcastic this time. Topic is serious!

See the problem is, when a reader, say Chintu, publishes a story on wattpad, it gets discovered only when it shows growth and that too in mass.
Mai yahan wazan ki Baat nahi kar raha hu! LOCKDOWN me kha kha kar mote ho gaye!

Growth means: votes, shares and addition reading lists.
None of this concerns about views.

If Chintu is a great writer, who has fair experience in writing, then he can get all of these in a matter of weeks, or days.
But if Chintu is an immature, avid writer, new to wattpad, uploading two or three or even ten chapters and waiting for reads is not at all useful.

You guys must be like- But D, it's his fault!

You know what you guys are sounding like?