Honest Words

Baba BILLIONAIRE Wale

Tere chumme me chamanprash hai
Tere chumme me chamanprash hai!!

Sorry for the disturbance audience, but this is BREAKING NEWS! One of the friends of our Anchor Devesh Soni who hosts the show

Watty Potty with D (and only D)

, so as we were saying, his friend Rubika Chandra @RubikaChandra, was steadily exposing Wattpad for what seemed months. But as we know, things go bad, the people from opposition, who blindly believe in the words of the authors (When will they stop this? God damn, not every handsome boy is bad boy and vice versa, that's fantasy!) reported her book in mass resulting in her book Wattpad: A New Toxic Corner getting removed from her posted books! That book was deleted from the server by Wattpad Community!

Hum Sharif kya huye, Saali duniya hi kharab ho gayi!
D wali class lagani padegi!

*D enters the studio and the show starts*

Aaj Hume virodh karna hai. Isliye aaj hum (mostly) hindi me Baat karenge.

Today I will talk with the readers in Hindi. If any offense, kindly skip the chapter.

To Bhagwan ka Naam lete huye:

Jai Baba BILLIONAIRE wale!

To bachon batao Billionaire ka Matlab kya hota hai?
Billion me 9 zero aate hai!
Oh my god!

Ye number banate banate
-Pair ghis jaate hai
-people get nearly killed!
-Your ass gets evely distributed in four dimensions and ten directions!

Aur hamare Wattpad ke kalam aaron ke pass ye sab bohot Aasaan hai.
In most of these novels, you'll get-
A Billionaire Bachelor (opps, Playboy)
A middle class girl
Lots of melodrama.

Nahi Matlab yahan Bill Gates aur Jackie Chan ne ghoshna Kar di ki wo 90 percent daulat donate Kar denge, aur yahan iske pass itne paise?

Teri Maa yahan Chod kar gayi thi ya tera Baap?

Daddy's Money Baby!

Aisi story Me Mr Billionaire ek bohot hi khadus aadmi hai. Wo workoholic hai, genius hai, ghar par jyada rehta hai, almost everyone hates him. He loves girls, cannot sleep alone, duh. But, I mean Alia Bhatt!
Wo dil ka bura ni hai.

Are ye chauth gale bachon ne kuch ni kiya. Doosra Tony Stark Banana chanted hai ye log! Chahe tum upar wala stanza wapas padh lo.

Beta ye bachon wali Baat no Hai, apni gali me to kitta bhi sher hota hai.

Hai na?

Tum log shukar manao hum log Pehle ni aaye. Warna uthte baithe me Dard hota, Slowly Slowly.

Reads?
Kardi na phir se tabarpane wali Baat. Reads Lana ko si badi Baat Hai? Chapter 3 ni padha beta tumne?
Bas Title me Bad Billionaire, my Billionaire, aisa kuch dal do,
Cover me Mia Didi ki third copy ki koi bhi video ka konsa bhi scene ka screenshot lekar cover bana do.
Summary me Jonny bhaiya ki script utha lo.
Bas!
Kam ban gaya. (Yahan dono kamon ki Baat Ho rhi hai, naughty boy!)

To dekno bhaiyon, ye hamari hi galti hai. World me males are a lot more than females, in billions, unme se adhon ke pass to mobile hai hi.
Imagination to badhane ke liye bas Aa jate hai.

Haan wo bat alag haiki 60 to 70 percent ladkiyan hai.
Neha didi ko chugki ki to dekh lena! Batman Aa raha hai!

D bhai tu phir shuru ho gaya, bhai tujhe dikkat kya hai?

Yaar dekho Mai ek bohot kamina aadmi hoon. Upar se LOCKDOWN me Vella baitha hoon. Kisi aaram karte hue aadmi ko chedne me maza aata hai ki nahi?

Mazak bohot hua.
Yaar dekho mujhe inse koi dikkat ni hai. Ye log chahe Billionaire banaye ya trillionaire, jaisa Ed bhaiya Kehte Hai,
I don't Care.

But maan lo tum ek kisan ho (Salman nahi! Aankhein dho kar paho!) Haan to manlo tum ek kisan ho aur manlo tumhare pass ek khet hai. Maan lo us khet me ek din ek bail Aa jata hai. Us bail ne ek ajeeb hi chara khaya hai: jamalgota aur desi daroo ka mixture.
Ab Maan lo ki us bail ne tumhare khet me aakar hug diya!

Kaisa laga?
Nahi! Kha kar dekhne ko nahi bol raha hu!

Gussa aaya na? Mujhe bhi aaya.

Agar mujhe ye faltu ke notification dekhne ko milenge to sunna bhi padega.

D then it's system's fault not ours.

Tumhare pass konsi sim hai? Jio ki? Ab agar tumhari sim kaam ni kar rahi to service sentre ki galti hai ya Mukesh ki?

Dekho bhai mujhe ab is cheez pe Baat ni karni. Par ab jab system ki Baat Aa hi gayi hai toh......

Go on google, search Sex Stories Wattpad.
You will get tons of links down there.
You'll find Variety down there, Mother, Sister, Brother, Gf, Wife, neighbor...
In short.....
Samajhdar ho.
Rubika ki book ko phaltu me nikal diya aur Inko haath bhi nahi lagaya!
Wattpad employees ki hawas isi se bujhti hai kya?

Hum jab tak sharif hai, Khushi manao. Warna, I am that kind of angel who will happily set the world on fire!

Jung abhi Jari hai!
Aur yaad rakho hum Carry ke Bhakt hai. Gussa aaya to app hi band karwa denge, Tiktok se poocho!

Par agar Zuck bhai ne Instagram pe nikal diya to?
Simple,
Tumlog wahan hagoge!

In the name of every Banter artist:
@RubikaChandra, messiiaah,my friends, I am here. Saaaaaad ni hona.