(Yo yo yo!i know it's been awhile,but this chappie will make it better! Send me some dares or just something random to spice things up or I'll get bored! Lol enjoy!😜✌🏻️)
Faith-what the actual fuck are we doing here?you said a relaxing break.
Death-*wearing swimming trunks and sunglasses* this is a relaxing break cupcake. A thank you would be nice.
Faith-I CANT SWIM FOR SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT! *staires at the pool in front of them,thank god it was a private pool*
Death-*chuckles* it's time for you to learn then..*pickes up faith and throws her in* SWIM NEMO!SWIM!
Faith-*screams and struggles to float*D-DEATH!!
Death-*sighes and jumps in*
(once in faith clings to him for dear life.)
Death-.....your a pussy.
Faith-*spits out water* and your a dick!
Death-then we make a perfect couple now don't we!*pushes her back in the water* now swim bitch.
Faith-*struggles* death!
Death-bitch!*picks her up* your seriously pathetic cupcake....and this is so cheesy.
Faith*holds onto him* IM NOT PATHETIC!YOU KNEW I COULDN'T SWIM SO DEAL WITH IT!
Death-*holds her out like he's gonna throw her back in* just for that I'm gonna drown you..
Faith-*latches on to his neck and wraps legs around his waist* no!no! No! Don't you dare! Please no!
Death-*smirkes* I can make over 100 dirty jokes for this position right now...
Faith-*blushes* I want to go home...NOW.
Death-nah. *swims under with her still on him and comes back up on the other side*
Faith-*gaspes and holds tighter*Y-you asshole!! I HATE YOU!
{and the rest of the day was spent with death tormenting poor Faith...but he had to admit. It was fucking adorable}
(You like?? I hope so! Can I get a wut wut for some fade action?!? Please comment and vote! And remember,leave me a dare or a random thing you want me to do with the characters! Peace out!)
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Death Is My BFF crack-fic
FanfictionI honestly don't know. I had a lot of these written in my old notebook so I thought why da fuck not!! :D just some random shit I wrote about DIMBFF,Written by Katrocks247,seriously like the best book ever. But yeah,enjoys! (I don't own the character...
