(Heeeyy. Sorry, I know I said I would update a lot but I didn't have any ideas. :/ Forgive me Please. Anyway...ENJOY!!)
Monday
Death-*Standing beside Faith as she sleeps while filming.* Psss...Faith...Hey, Hey Faith.
Faith-*Groans* What?
Death-Why did the grim reaper start burning people?
Faith-*Looks up from under the blanket in confusion.* What?
Death-Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop!
Faith-Go away!!
Wednesday
Faith-*Reading a book on the couch*
Death-*Filming them both* Faaaaaaaiiiitthhhhh.
Faith-*Looks up.* Yeah?
Death-What did the Grim Reaper say to another Reaper?
Faith-Oh my god. What.
Death-That's it! From now on your ALIVE to me! *Laughs hysterically*
Faith-*Throws book at him* Your an Idiot!
Thursday
Death-*Filming himself on his phone with his head in Faiths lap* Hey baby?
Faith-Hmmm?? *Running her hands through his hair.*
Death- Are you a Physical therapist?
Faith- Obviously not.
Death- Darn, Because I need someone to check my FUNNY BONE!
Faith- That one didn't even make sense.
Death-Yeah I know...It was a penis joke but I don't know what I did.
Friday
Death-*Opens Bathroom door while Faith is using it* CUPCAKE!!
Faith-OH MY GOD! WHAT?! GET OUT IM BUSY! *Trying to close the door but its to far away*
Death- My scythe isn't the only thing that's going to be impaling things tonight! *Makes Flirty face at the camera while thrusting his hips provocatively*
Faith-CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR. YOU NEED JESUS.
Death-Jesus has stopped answering my calls, And I don't think he would approve of what were doing later! *Closes door while Faith is Stumbling on what to say*
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Death Is My BFF crack-fic
FanfictionI honestly don't know. I had a lot of these written in my old notebook so I thought why da fuck not!! :D just some random shit I wrote about DIMBFF,Written by Katrocks247,seriously like the best book ever. But yeah,enjoys! (I don't own the character...
