(Omfg, I am so sorry I haven't been updating like I should. I'm horrible. But I hope this makes up for it! Love you!)
*painful birthing sounds come from room*
Doctor-Congratulations you two, it's a healthy boy.
Faith-Oh my god, look at him! He's so perfect. *inhuman noises only mothers can make*
Death-*speechless* Thats, Thats my son.
Faith-Our son. *smiles*
Death-Can I hold him?
Faith-Of course, here, cup his head though.*hands Death the baby*
Death-*Sparkle,Sparkle* He's perfect! *warps away with the baby*
Faith-what the hell! DEATH!
*At D&S*
Devin-And I swear to god Denise, if you bring back Gucci instead of parade I will shove that bag so far up your-
Death-*Bursts in holding baby in air* LOOK! I HAVE PROCREATED!! *Smiling brightly like a proud father*
Devin-*Shocked yet impressed* Death? What in the name of Satan are you doing here?
Death-*holds baby in front of Devin's face.* LOOK AT MY FUCKING SON!
Baby Death- *Gurgling Noises*
Devin-*pokes babies nose* Congratulations, but that doesn't explain why your hear with your new born.
Death-IM A DADDY!! *squeak*
Devin-*Staring intensely* I can see that. Now get your ass back to the hospital and take the baby to his mother. Who is probably freaking out right now.
Death-*Calms down* Oh,right! My Bad. I better go. Get this little guy some warm milk*About to warp back*
Devin-Hey Death?
Death-*turns around* Yeah?
Devin-*Smiles* Congratulations and Good luck Dad.
Death-Thanks.
_________________________
*At hospital*
Faith-*Holding baby away from Death*
Death-*Almost crying* Faaaiiithh I'm sorry,Let me hold him please! I won't do it again.
Faith-No! You lost your privilege! Your job was to protect him at all cost and what do you do? Warp to D&S two minutes after he is born! You had one job Death!
Baby Death-*Adorable happy noise*
(This sucks so bad, I know. But It was a joke me and my friend made about Death being a happy and excited father. I'm not sure when I'll update again. Bye!)
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FanfictionI honestly don't know. I had a lot of these written in my old notebook so I thought why da fuck not!! :D just some random shit I wrote about DIMBFF,Written by Katrocks247,seriously like the best book ever. But yeah,enjoys! (I don't own the character...
