i'll be there - chandler bing (on hold)

the one with the east german laundry detergent

third person pov

"would you let it go? it's not that big a deal." monica pleads, taking another sip of her coffee. 

"not that big a deal? it's amazing. okay, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. all right, as far as i'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. am i right?" ross turns to the guys who nod their heads. 

"come on! you guys can pee standing up." rachel argues, tightening her apron again. 

"we can? all right, i'm tryin' that." chandler replies sarcastically, sitting up slightly on the sofa. 

"okay, you know what blows my mind? women can see breasts any time they want. you just look down and there they are. how you get any work done is beyond me." joey continues, taking a bite of his muffin. 

"oh, ok, you know what i don't get? the way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." phoebe replies, leaving everyone speechless. the doors to the coffee house open quickly and as gianna is placing her coat on the coat hook, ross yells. 

"multiple orgasms!" 

"oh my..." gianna stammers, walking into the conversation. 

*

"so, saturday night, the big night, date night, saturday night, sat-ur-day night!" chandler smirks, standing behind gianna's chair. 

"no plans, huh?" joey asks. 

"no a one." chandler replies, sinking into the arm of gianna's chair. 

"not even, say, breaking up with janice?" ross teases. 

"oh, right, right, shut up." chandler says, silencing ross. 

"chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. you just gotta do it." gianna adds, sitting up slightly in the chair, resting her arm on chandler's leg. 

"no, i know, but it's just so hard, you know? i mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note." chandler explains, rambling as he looks around the group. 

"why do you have to break up with her? be a man, just stop calling." joey nods and gianna glares at him. 

"you know, if you want, i'll do it with you." phoebe offers, placing her coffee back on the table. 

"oh, thanks, but i think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her." chandler replies sarcastically and gianna lets out a laugh. 

"no, i mean you break up with janice and i'll break up with tony." phoebe explains and gianna frowns at her. 

"tony?" ross asks. 

"oh, you're breaking up with tony?" monica continues. 

"yeah, i know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? i don't know if it's me, or his hunger stroke, or, i don't know." phoebe nods, picking up her coffee again. 

"does anybody want anything else?" rachel asks, coming to the table with her notepad. 

"oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing." ross begins but rachel gives him a dirty look. "nothing, just, just, i'm fine." 

"what's the matter? why so scrunchy?" phoebe asks the agitated rachel. 

"it's my father. he wants to give me a mercedes convertible." rachel replies, sitting on the arm of the sofa.