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Hermit crabs

--------Xisuma's Pov------

When I woke up this morning, I didn't expect my base to be covered in hermit crabs.

There were hundreds of them.

They were on the couch, in the cabinets, in the toilet.

Even in my secret coffee stash; I made when Keralis confiscated my coffee and energy drinks.

I even woke up to one of them pinching my face.

I may have accidentally killed that one.

And maybe a couple others.

They kind of look like a Revenant mixed with a Mastermind Spider.

Well, time to find out who did this.

XisumaVoid: Who put hermit crabs in my base

Keralis: Does Shashwamy need help

BdoubleO100: Revenge for you not sleeping

Grian: Crabby hermits maybe (:

Mumbo Jumbo: So the Redstone worked

XisumaVoid: Seriously guys

Docm77: Yes

XisumaVoid: whA<MHJGDafveghjndosdmgoiudrsvodxbvyctyfgvjubhnnNBHVggggggggggg

Stress: You good X?

Grian: Did the crabs get you already

XisumaVoid: The crabs got my comm

Keralis: Shashwam do you need help

XisumaVoid: No I'm good

The next few beeps were ignored as I started to kill the crabs.

'I kind of wish that this world could have blood splatter from mobs,' I thought without realising at first what that meant.

When I did, I was halfway done with killing the crabs.

There was a familiar kind of red tint in my vision that I hadn't noticed.

My armour wasn't on because I just woke up an hour ago.

I finally realised what it was.

My instincts were kicking in.

XisumaVoid: Hey guys, I'm going to be working on the crab problem at my base, so I'll be busy today and tomorrow.

Keralis: Ok Shashwamy, text us if you need anything

Docm77: Good luck, we put a lot in your base. (:

Grian: DOC STOP STEALING MY SMILEY FACE

Docm77: No (:

There were more messages after, but I ignored them, more focused on my instincts.

There was a blood lust coming on along with my instincts. So, I got a power dampener to bind my wrists and legs and some chains to tie me to the floor.

Once I was finished getting everything I needed, I went to a secret room I built in case this happened.

It was an obsidian room with only one entrance that I now have blocked off with obsidian.

There were sound-dampening panels behind the obsidian so no one could hear inside.

I chained the chains to the obsidian floor and put the power dampeners on my wrists and ankles.

Then I put the chains on my ankles and wrists.

I was now in a sitting position.

I can't take any chances.