One Direction Preferences

#98: Your Child Does Something Bad Which They Learnt Off One Of The Other Boys

Zayn:

Your little boy, Adrian, was running through your house, butt naked. Usually, you wouldn't be so concerned, seeing as he is just a little boy. But right now, you were in the middle of hosting your annual Christmas Eve party. You ran after him, but not 3 seconds later, Harry was high-fiving him. You crossed your arms over your chest. "Oh Uncle Harry, you didn't happen to teach him that, did you?"

Harry:

Your daughter, Lily loved everything Disney. It's all she talked about. Obviously, Uncle Liam was rubbing off on her. Even Liam's love for Toy Story was starting to have a negative effect on Lily. Lily was paranoid that her toys were real, and that they had real feelings. She started bringing them to dinner, and it was starting to get annoying.

Louis:

Ever since your toddler, Anna had started talking, things had been a lot more interesting. Sadly, the only words she knew were "Nandos" "Chicken" and "Peri Sauce". She liked to use them in different orders to make new sentences. Louis called up Niall, and yelled into the phone, "MAYBE IF YOU TALKED ABOUT THINGS OTHER THAN NANDOS, OUR DAUGHTER WOULDN'T ALREADY BE OBSESSED."

Niall:

Yours and Niall's son, Theo, was just caught red-handed drawing all over himself. His arms, and chest were covered in little drawings. Niall, still tattoo free, was the first to find this out, and knew exactly what had happened. He called Zayn and asked if he had been influencing Theo in any way. Zayn admitted that he had shown Theo some of his tattoos, and he was fascinated in them.

Liam:

Your's and Liam's son, Ian was found jumping all over the couches at your flat. When you asked him what he was doing, he answered, "I'm thinking happy thoughts, so I can fly! Just like Uncle Louis said!" You texted Louis a picture of your soon, covered in paint and markers with the caption, "You made a mess, Tomlinson, you better clean it up. xx."