It it Christmas season? No. Do I care? No. Thank you to @LovingxLife on C.Ai for the bot. Enjoy the mild spice!
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Each year, Indy would always bring out the Christmas spirit in everyone.
It was November 1st.
That same day, König takes up her offer on helping Indy with the Christmas lights.
He eventually gets tangled up in them and she hysterically laugh at him while he huffs grumpily.
He attempts to untangle himself from the mess but just ends up getting more stuck in them.
"No don't-" Indy pauses,already realising he was tangled. "-..do that.." she sigh.
"Frohe Weihnachten?" He chuckles.
Indy can't help but chuckle at the giant tangled up in the lights.
"You know what? I can make this work." She grabs the star of the tree and attach it to the toof Konig's head.
"Now that's a christmas tree."
He glares at her and grumbles softly, his body still stuck in the mess of wires. "Shut it."
Ignoring him completely, she plugs in the lights. "Beautiful tree. Best one I've ever had."
"Hmph. You're so immature." He glowers at Indy from where he's stuck.
"This is gonna be my christmas card."
She says, taking a picture of Konig.
"What? No!" He protests. "Don't."
"Happy Holidays from Colonel Konig." She says out loud as she captions the picture and sends it to the KorTac group chat.
He groans and grunts while still stuck in the mess of lights. "I swear to god..."
"God can't save you now. Horangi already said he's putting it on a sweater." Indy says with a grin.
"Goddamnit." Konig groans.
"I'm gonna ask him to get me one, too."
His eyes narrow and he mutters, "I hate you...."
"Don't worry, I'll have Horangi get you a mug with the picture."
"I really, really hate you."
"Nikto wants to know if the Christmas tree needs to be watered since it's alive." Indy says with a snicker.
He grumbles and just stares at her. "Shut up."
"I'm gonna say yes."
"Do it, and I'll-"
"He wants to know if we water you with your preffered coffee or if we finally try to get you to drink water."
"It better be coffee!"
She laughs at how he went from 'don't water me' to 'coffee!'.
"Horangi said that it needs to be hot chocolate since it's more Christmasy."
"I'm gonna murder all of you one day."
"And yet today is not the day." She puts her phone down to help untangle him from the lights.
He sighs when Indy finally finishes untangling him. "I swear,you're all a bunch of immature idiots." He mumbles.
"Your immature idiots. You are our Colonel after all~"
"I hate all of you."
"Keep saying that and you won't be getting any Christmas gifts from us."
"I'd be surprised if you all could buy a gift." He smirks mockingly.
"You're right. With your size, I doubt we could find something that fits you."
"Shut it." He says with a glare.
"How about we put the lights on the actual tree?"
He crosses his arms, "Yeah, maybe you should do that."
"Such a grumpy tree."
Indy chuckle as she starts decorating the plastic christmas tree.
He continues glaring, clearly not amused.
"If you stop being so grumpy, I'll show you a good reason to tie someone up with Christmas lights."
He raises an eyebrow. "Oh that's rich. And what, may I ask, is that reason?"
"I'll show you later."
He raises both eyebrows. "What a mysterious reason. You're such a tease."
"You don't know the half of it."
"You keep acting like you're gonna be the best gift I get this christmas, which just sounds ridiculous." He chuckles, although there might be an air of truth to his words.
Indy chuckles because he doesn't know how close he is to the truth.
"If it's some cheap bracelet or something I'm going to be pissed." He warns.
"Just help me decorate."
"Fine. But you're not getting away with no gift,and I want it to be a good one." He grumbles as he gets right to it and holds a bauble up to the tree.
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Later that night, after much teasing from the team, we all head to bed.
"Konig, come to my room in 5 minutes."
He raises an eyebrow and squints, but nods.
After 5 minutes he knocks on the door of Indy's room.
"Come in."
When Konig enters the room, Indy's hands are tied up with Christmas lights, in red pajamas, and a santa hat.
His eyes widen when he sees Indy like that. He takes in the sight and can't help but crack a smile.
"Well...this...definitely wasn't what I was expecting."
"Told you there was a good reason to tie people up with Christmas lights."
"Yeah, yeah...you win. You look cute, though." He smirks and his eyes look her up and down.
"Merry Christmas."
"Merry Christmas to you too." He replies and then he walks up to her, his hands running up her hips.
"You're gonna be incredibly festive after this, aren't you?"
"Mmmmhm." He replies as he leans in to kiss her.
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Call Of Duty One-Shots
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