Alfred "Green" Goondall's narration:
"Michael and Lincoln went to the gym after supper to pump some iron, but they were in for a surprise, and it was no laughing matter."
At the gym...
Michael struggled with the bench press.
"Linc, why do you always load so much weight on the barbell, it must have been 500 pounds?!"
"Um, no Michael, it was only 25 pounds."
The Scofool brothers were suddenly interrupted by Captain Jay Kurk. "Everyone, to the auditorium, NOW!"
Curiously, Michael asked, "What's happening?"
"I have no idea, Warden Govna wants everybody in the auditorium.
Upon entering the auditorium, Michael and Lincoln were shocked to see Dime Dropper, the evil prison clown standing on stage, holding a microphone! The auditorium was filled with hardened convicts covered in prison gang tattoos.
Dime Dropper yelled into the microphone.
"I see that prison has rehabilitated you all... MY ASS!"
"Hahaha hahaha!"
Silence.
"You're a tough crowd!"
"Hahaha hahaha!"
"What do you get when a governor becomes the warden of a prison?"
"Answer.. My Ass!"
Dime Dropper along with the prisoners laughed out loud.
"Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!"
"What do you call a pair of cheeks on crack?"
"My Ass!"
"Hahaha hahaha!"
Dime Dropper looked around and noticed that the inmates were snorting substances. The evil clown looked around as if genuinely concerned.
"Where do all the drugs in this prison come from?"
"MY ASS!"
"Hahaha hahaha!"
FART!
The back of Dime Dropper's baggy clown pants seemed to be full.
"Did I have an accident?"
"Ha!"
He removed his diapers and threw them into the crowd. His diapers were full of drugs, and the inmates snorted the drugs up their noses.
Dime Dropper also snorted drugs.
The Scofool brothers watched in disbelief. Michael removed his bandage.
A tiny drop of blood came out of Michael's finger.
Dime Dropper and the hardened inmates stopped in silence.
Then...
Warden Joan Govna walked into the auditorium, with authority!"
Michael was caught by surprise, "Warden Govna???"
Joan Govna opened her mouth, revealing long, sharp teeth!"
"I told you, Michael, call me Govvvna!"
Goondall, Shirley, Sarah, David, Ronald and the Scofool brothers looked at each other, clearly terrified.
"VAMPIRES!"
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PRISON MOVIE
HumorA knockout parody comedy with a surprise twist! The story of two brothers who desperately wish to escape from prison. This correctional mockery is full of absurd humor and will make you laugh out loud! Characters: Michael and Lincoln are the Scofool...
