SOPHMORE SLUMP OR COMEBACK OF THE YEAR

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It's the fifth day on tour, and I'm missing Shreck so badly it's borderline unbearable. If my bandmates wer'nt all straight, I might be able to talk to them. Anyway, I can't even find them.
Ellen is always off with her gal pal, Elton and Freddie have other friends that they go to bars with, and Pete and Mikey are always fucking women, all the moans coming out of that hotel room are unreal.

I pick up a newspaper, 'Sophmore slump, or comeback of the year?" Reads the headline.
It's about us, Brent Wilson and the Onions.
Of course it is.
It always is.
It always has been.
Always will be.
They will remember us for centuries.
I think of my lover,
I cri.

Hey guys! Sorry it's so short, but I was completey stumped for ideas (lol my pun haha)
I'm going camping on sat for A WHOLE WEEK! YAY!
Shoutout to stumptasticfanchild , Chocolatepotatochips BookwormOrigami and mikeywayve  bc they're my favs! Yay! U guys rock!
And a shoutout to everyone reading this lmao u guys ALSO rock!
Rubberbandits rock to.
MCR ROX GETTIT COZ IM GOFFIK.
Haha
Byeee!
Liek if u cri everytim !

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