zmitch99: long beach?
zmitch99: more like lonG DICK
zmitch99: B)
smileykiley: it's 4:30 in the morning
smileykiley: i hope you're proud
zmitch99: in a strange way i am
zmitch99: it's like in a father way
zmitch99: like that bad joke is our child and i'm a proud dad
smileykiley: our child probably will be a joke
zmitch99: did you just agree to have kids with me
zmitch99: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
smileykiley: why is this my life
smileykiley: why do you text me
smileykiley: why do i even say things
smileykiley: THEY END UP STABBING ME
zmitch99: kiley
smileykiley: what zach
smileykiley: zach needs a d smack B)
zmitch99: OUCH
zmitch99: WTF NO
smileykiley: I NEED TO GO TO BED
zmitch99: my bed is so lonely B)
zmitch99: why don't u come sleep in it B)
smileykiley: gladly
zmitch99: !
smileykiley: you asked me if i would sleep in ur bed, but u never mentioned anything about u being in it B)
zmitch99: ¡
smileykiley: somehow you made an exclamation mark upsetting
zmitch99: you make me upsetti spaghetti
smileykiley: still laughing at my beez nuts joke
zmitch99: that was yesterday
zmitch99: don't break your voice box B)
smileykiley: SPONGebOB
smileykiley: THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
zmitch99: IS THE PIZZA
smileykiley: FOR U & ME
smileykiley: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES THERES A FUCKING S P I D E R IN MY ROOM
smileykiley: i have two killing techniques when it comes to spiders
smileykiley: the first one is i spray them with hairspray so they get stuck and then i swat them with magazines
smileykiley: the second is i tape a tupperware container on top of the spider and leave it there until someone kills it or until it dies
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kik; zach mitchell
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