My Bro's Big Book of Awkwardness (See what I put up with?)

Salad

So I was talking to my sister who was eating a crescent and said:

"Save some of those cause I think grandma is gonna make chicken salad tomorrow."

Then my brother groaned.

"What? You don't like chicken salad?"

"I hate anything with the word 'salad' in it."

"Really?"

"There is nothing you can say or list with the word 'salad' that I will like."

"Fruit salad."

"Ok, fuck you."

I win tehe~