My Bro's Big Book of Awkwardness (See what I put up with?)

Monkeys & Poodles

Ok so my brother just got home from work and he kinda sang to me:

"You look like a monkeeeey annnnnnnnd you smell like one to!"

So I simply sang back to him:

"Oh yeah? Well you look like a poodle annnnnd you smell like one to!"

And that's when he said:

"I smell like french perfume?"

"Yep, GIRLY french perfume." :3

HERE COMES THE AWKWARD PART! He then said:

"OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAH!!!" While he moved his hips forward and back and fist bumped the air with both hands.

@_@

I AM OFFICIALLY SCARED 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!