My Bro's Big Book of Awkwardness (See what I put up with?)

Turtle and Shell

Ok so my brother was sitting on his bed and I wanted a piggy back ride so I got on his bed behind him and wrapped my arms around his neck.

"Piggy back ride~ Nii-San I wanna piggy back riiiide~"

"No Elisabeth."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yesh!"

So he did what he normally does. He grabbed my arms and tried to flip me but he stopped and I was scream laughing hanging onto him with everything I had. If he succeeded my head would have hit the hard wood floor that has a few staples sticking out of it.

He was talking to his girlfriend during all this and I kept climbing on his back saying.

"Your a turtle and I'm your shell :3"

But then whenever he tried flipping I yelled,

"No your a turtle and I'm your shell!!!"

He ended up laughing at the and took the position of a turtle. I then said.

"I am smart this time!"

Because I crawled on backwards and hugged his waist and unfortunately my head was near his butt. I took one look at it and he farted! RIGHT in my face! XP

I got off him and my brother got what he likes to call 'scaredy farts' and I kept bunching him and kicking his booty while he laughed as he was getting hurt. Little nasty..