My Bro's Big Book of Awkwardness (See what I put up with?)

Force

So yesterday my brother decided he was gonna make our most skittish cat love him using force. He wanted her to love him so much he put her in his room with a bin over her and books on top of it plus a folding chair and a guitar with a guitar case. I felt sorry for Curly (pronounced Carly weird I know) so I set her free.

I went back to the kitchen to make mine and my brother's ramen when I heard him running around so I said,

"Nii-San if your chasing Curly again I'll glomp you!"

"I'm not!"

LIES! He was when I went to the living room. I saw him look behind couches and things so I yelled at him,

"You are hunting Curly!"

"No I'm not!"

"That's it! Your getting glomped!"

I walked in my brother's direction and he curled up on the couch and tried to kick me away but regardless I glomped him. Now he wanted to make her love him so badly that when she ran out from under a couch Nii-San grabbed from under my legs and ran around looking for her giving me a piggy back ride.

It was fun because he hasn't done it in forever and it was unexpected. Normally when I hop on his back for a piggy back ride he grabs my arms and flips me off him. Later on he told our little sister the story and said this,

"Yeah and Elisabeth said she'd like me if I let her go but she didn't and I felt it was too late and I couldn't win her over time. I felt like I needed to use force! I have to force her to love me!"

Oh Nii-San what am I gonna do with you?