My Bro's Big Book of Awkwardness (See what I put up with?)

DON'T U DO IT!

Ok this one is a little short because my brother's awkwardness comes and goes ok? I forget why but my brother started throwing his pennies at me and they fucking HURT! He asked me for a penny before he did it so I had my purse and wallet and took out a penny and was like,

"Here."

He took it and chucked it at me and I got mad and obviously being me, I threw it back at him and yelled,

"NOW PICK IT UP!"

He looked all around him but didn't see the penny, in my view of the big couch I could clearly see it was under the love seat. He said,

"I'll just give you one of mine."

Yeah, he had his own pennies and needed MINE for whatever reason. I shrugged and said,

"Ok."

But I kinda wanted my penny back so I got up and bent over to pick it up. When I stood back up and turned around my brother is making a scrunched up face and holding a penny. We both just start randomly laughing and then I said,

"Umm, what are you doing?"

These were his EXACT words. He said,

"*laughs* I turned around and was gonna throw the penny at your butt and I was like ooow that's a big target. *laughs*"

So I laughed with him but punched his arm playfully and was like,

"It is NOT that big! Not my fault our family has a line of badonkadonks!"

End.