Diana: The Devil's Cellphone, 1994, Holland

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Diana

The Devil's Cellphone

1994, Holland

Ring, Ring

Slowly my eyes opened. I could see light surrounding the curtains. Groaning, I rolled over and picked up the black idiot box that connected me at all times to the other idiot. I pressed the button.

"Hello?" I growled.

"Guess where I am! Guess where I am!"

"...Where are you, Beau?"

"Liechtenstien!!" Came two voices simultaneously.

My eyes snapped open in anger. "Violette is there, too?!" 

"Yeah!" Chimed Violette a little echo-ey.

"Am I on speaker? Take me off speaker," I ordered.

"Say hi to the restaurant!" I could hear Beau bouncing up and down, wherever he was at this early hour. 

"No!" I growled. "Get back here before nightfall!" 

"Aww, she's a sleepy grumpy little kitty bitty!" Violette cooed.

"You know, I don't think the guy you stole that cellphone from is going to appreciate a charge to Holland," I said, rubbing my eyes with my free hand. 

"Oh, that's alright," Violette whispered seductively.

"We took care of that," Beau whispered.

I sighed. "Just get back here. Don't you dare wake me up again." 

I shut off the phone and laid back on my pillow. They were probably laughing like crazy right now. What were they thinking, leaving me here all alone? I rolled over. 

"Idiots," I whispered and drifted back off to sleep.

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