New Character: Offenderman

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How you meet
I was sitting on a bench in the park reading a book when I was approached by a man in a fedora trench coat and boots. Oh, he also only had a mouth. "Hey there~has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful~?" He asked. "No, not really. I mean my parents tell me that but no one else has." I said not looking up from my book. "You know I think I like you~what's your name?" He asked sitting next to me. "Y/n," I said simply. "Well y/n, my name is offenderman." He said as I could hear the smirk in his voice. "I'm not one to judge a book by its cover or name. But you sound like someone I shouldn't be talking with." I said. "Hehe, you may be right~. I'd like to see you again." He said. I closed my book and stood up. "Then come to the park again. I may or may not be here." I said and left.

You hang out
I had forgotten about the encounter a couple days ago so I went to the park with my friends and sat on the bench as they played around. "Ah, there you are~" offenderman came up behind me. "Surprised you actually knew it was me. You know since you lack eyes." I said. "Who needs eyes when I'm great with my mouth~?" He chuckled. "Please stop talking." I sighed. "Hey hey hey don't be like that girly. I like you and I'd like to move in with you." He said straight off. "Uh first off, no. I just met you a few days ago, you seem like a pervert who takes panties, and you currently are wearing nothing but a trench coat, boots, and a hat." I said. "Yeah so? Come on give me a chance." He said. "Fine, but you are not living with me," I said. "Why? You're legal." "What did you say?" "Nothing." He said quickly. I rolled my eyes. "Okay, now can you go away? I need to relax." I said. "As you wish goddess~," he said and disappeared.

He gets feelings for you
Damn, she's a real cutie. Heh, maybe I could get her to accept my rose. Having someone with a voice as smooth and silky as hers around wouldn't be bad.

First date
How he asked you- he didn't ask he just picked you up and teleported you to a private beach
Where you went- private beach
Afterward- you ended up enjoying yourself but you didn't let him know that

On your period- distant
"Y/n? Why aren't you paying attention to me?" Offenderman asked. You were quiet as you read a book. "Y/n. Y/n. Goddess. Y/n. I know you hear me." He said and pulled you into his lap. "I'm sure you've been with plenty of women. You should know." You said and continue reading. He never found out due to the fact that he kills the girls after he uses them.

Human form + first kiss
"Offender, I know you're here. Where are you?" I asked looking around the park. "Right here darling~," he said and came up to me. He was human and had everything necessary. Like a complete face. He also had a couple sharp looking teeth poking out of his mouth. "You like what you see~?" He asked looking down at me. "Uh yeah sure," I said and just stared at him. "Then I bet you'll like this also~," he said and leaned down kissing me. I was a bit shocked at first but still didn't kiss back even what I started liking it. He soon pulled back smirking. "I can tell you liked it, you don't have to tell me~" he chuckled. "Shut up," I said and looked away.

Nickname
You call him- pervert or trash king
He calls you- goddess

When you say something dirty in a different language
Language- french
How he responded- "don't know what you said but it sounded sexy~"
What you said- "just being near you makes me sick, king of trash"(just in french, I don't feel like using Google translate)

Meets your family
"Oh come on, I want to meet them," Offenderman said. "No." You said for the tenth time. "I bet they'd like me." He said. "I bet they'd ridicule me for seeing a man who's probably in his thirties." You said. "Ow, I'm not in my thirties." He said. "Right my bad, thirty thousand." You said. "Fine, we won't see them." He said as if he was the one having to say no all those times. "Good. Now go away, I need peace and quiet." You said and pushed him out of your room and closed the door. "Oh and if you dare teleport in here I swear I'll break your neck with a dictionary." You warned. He left you alone.

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