EVERYTHING WRONG WITH DOLAN TWIN FANFICS

THE TWINS

—they are almost always fuckboys
The author can't write a nice ass book about the twins, unless they are fuckboys who have fucked every single girl in their school. And the OC just happens to be so different then all these other girls that they've fucked, that e/g can't stop thinking about her

—they're the most popular kid 
Depending on who the story is about, E or G is the MOST popular guy in the school. All the girls fall for him and all the guys want to be him. There is no other option. Like Ethan and Grayson can't not be popular or the world will end

—they're jocks
Ethan and Grayson can't be good at anything else. They're just dumb, fuckboy, popular kids that play football and if it's a Ethan fic than Ethan is the captain.

—they have zero competition
Oh since they're the main character, nobody can be hotter or more preferred. Also, even Peyton Manning can't beat them at football. In real life if you were that good at something, people would hate you, but nah, nothing can get in their way

—the bro code can go to hell 
This girl will literally be the end of them. Even if they dated countless girls before, the OC just is so fucking beautiful that both Grayson and Ethan are in love with her and will even kill the other twin for her. Like c'mon authors, we all know that their bond is unbreakable

—babygirl is their favorite word
There's no other word in their dictionary

—they somehow cheat or are framed for cheating
Once the OC gets with E/G, something has to happen or else the author won't get reads anymore. Oh, here's an original idea- let's have the twin cheat.

—the twins are never the victims
It's always Ethan cheated on me, Grayson forgot our anniversary. Like the OC never makes mistakes and only the twins do.

—they are always partying or drinking or having sex
That's what this world has come too

—the OC usually never likes E/G first
It starts with E/G openly hitting on the girl at some party her friends forced her to go to, than at school + text, than she slowly gives into him

I hope this is relatable, maybe it's just me 

luv ur fav bitch, kiki