~~Imagine Yoongi has crush on you but you don't feel the same... (Note: spelling mistakes in suga's texts are on purpose, to show the influence of alcohol).~~
11:22pm
Suga Monsta:
Hey (Y/N) , you up?
You:
Hey. Yeah, what's up?
Suga Monsta:
Nothing.. 😋 and something.
You:
Okay... how was the birthday party? Tell your bf/gf sorry I couldn't make it.
Suga Monsta:
Well I had fun, I guess too much of it. Kekekekekekek 😴😂🍺🍺
You:
Uh oh... I'm guessing you drunk alot?
Suga Monsta:
Mmmmmm you guessd righttt kekekeke
You:
Don't go overboard. We know how you can get when you're drunk 🙁
Suga Monsta:
Horny? Kekekekeeee
You:
I was gonna say crazy 😒
Suga Monsta:
Y/N, I need you.. I'm wasted tbh 😝🍻
You:
Aish Suga. Where's your gf/bf? And are you home right now?
Suga Monsta:
They dumped me 😂😂 something abiut being toooo flirty snd disgusting. Ha! Forget their ugly 💩
You:
What??! Tuh... honestly I'm.. I'm not surprised. You've been loopy these days and you never showed them respect when you were out together. IDK what your deal is but you need to snap out of it -- I can't keep saving you each time you mess up 😴
Suga Monsta:
Typing...
Typing...
[He hasn't responded for five minutes. You feel kind of bad for nagging him but you needed to tell him the truth.]
11:35pm
You:
I know we've been friends since we were kids, but I'm not gonna sit idly when I know you're wrong. You're 26 years old, like grow up!
Suga Monsta:
Are you done?
You:
Am I done? Ha! I'm just getting started.. seriously you irritate me. 😑
Suga Monsta:
You're the only one that ever gav a crap about me, so I know your nagging is coming frm a caring place.. Can I come over?
You:
You realize what time it is? No you can't come over. Just go to sleep.
Suga Monsta:
But i need to feel better. You make me feel better baby... 😌
You:
Baby? Seriously?? You're drunk.
Suga Monsta:
Yeah.. But lemme get drunk on you. I'm lonely and hurting. Make me feel bettrr 😘
You:
Suga I swear. 😡😡 I will block your number so fast-- you always do this! Run to me with your problems & hit on me. No wonder you got dumped. I'm not interested nor will I ever be
Suga Monsta:
Don't fight it baby. I know you're attracted to me... I see it in your eyes. I love you Y/N. We should be together why don't you see that? You're so beautiful and funny and strong... You always got my bsck. Just let me stay thr night, i will ve a good boy I promise
You:
What part of friends do you not understand? I've told you a thousand times WE'RE JUST FRIENDS AND THATS ALL WE'LL EVER BE. honestly idk why I'm still your friend these days 😠 -- like seriously you just got dumped and you're already flirting with someone else. You're lame, man. Go to bed!!
Suga Monsta:
I will when you let me in. I'm at your house baby. Open up 💦
[You climb out of bed and peep out your bedroom window. You see the shadow of a lost man standing on your porch, banging on your front door. You hear him calling your name in his signature slurred voice, definitely drunk. You roll your eyes and groan.]
You:
Go home! 😩
Suga Monsta:
You're my home Y/N... I need you 😖
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