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"you could be the boss, daddy
you could be the boss, daddy"
ayla:
y'all I'm fucking bored
jaeden:
damn we don't need
to know that
wyatt:
how big is bored's dic?
sadie:
hahaha i get it
noah:
wow you
guys are so
funny.
finn:
where's y/n?
sophia:
yeah, where's my
wife?
jack:
Y/N?
GUYS WHAT IF
SHES DEAD?
SHE NEVER ANSWERS
THIS LATE
wyatt:
WHAT IF A CULT MESSAGED
HER AND THEY KIDNAPPED
HER AND NOW THEIR GOING
TO CUT OFF HER EAR AND
EAT IT LATER
jaeden:
SHE DID SAY "SHIT NOT
ANOTHER CULT." WHAT
IF THEY FOUND HER
LOCATION AND NOW
THEIR GOING TO
SACRIFICE HER?
noah:
OR SLICE OFF HER
HEAD AND DRINK
THE BLOOD FROM
HER BRAIN LIKE
THAT ONE MOVIE!
ayla:
THEY HAVE A
POINT! ! !
y/n:
i just threw up,
what did i miss?
finn:
oh nothing really, we just thought
you got kidnapped by cult
and that they cut off one of your
tit and they would save
it for later and eat it
sadie:
NO ONE SAID TIT
WE SAID EAR YOU
PERVERT
jack:
how the fuck do
you confuse tit with ear?
finn:
well, the weather is nice today
y/n:
um it's foggy and
it's been raining
this whole week
sophia:
noah are you talking
about the movie where the
girl gets shot in the tit and
she thinks putting a tampon
in the wound, would be a good
idea to stop the bleeding?
noah:
YEAH THAT MOVIE!
FINALLY CARROTS
UNDERSTANDS ME!
sadie:
i missed you y/n
y/n:
i missed you too, love
wyatt:
are you okay?
i mean you just said
you threw up.
y/n:
dunno, i just threw up
and almost choked on
my own vomit and died
jaeden:
who's the daddy?
ayla:
ARE YOU OKAY?
sophia:
what color was it?
finn:
was it chunky?
y/n:
it was yellowish-orange
and it was v chunky
jack:
cool!
sadie:
interesting.
wyatt:
ARE YOU OKAY THO?
y/n:
i'm alright, thanks for caring
wyatt:
no problem
ayla:
you better not be
prego
jaeden:
again, who's the
baby daddy?
sadie:
oh, who we
fucking?
jack:
i think it's me
noah:
no one would
fuck you
finn:
maybe i would
wyatt:
disgusting
sophia:
but really,
who we
fucking?
ayla:
me
jaeden:
no, i'm
the sexy one
sadie:
bitch fuck
you, we all
know y/n's a
lesbian
jack:
taking about
the lesbian,
where'd she
go?
jaeden:
the cult...
noah:
BLOOD SIPPING
CUNTS
y/n:
what did the blanket
say as it fell off the bed?
finn:
she's avoiding the topic!
bitch what they got
you doing?
ayla:
OH sheet
SHE IS!!
y/n:
bahaha you're
so funny
jaeden:
ha goofy
bitch
sadie:
i'm going to sleep,
feeling sick
jack:
pregnancy is contagious!
wyatt:
since when has
sadie been getting laid?
sophia:
boy the only way you'll
ever get laid is if you
crawl up a chickens ass
and wait.
wyatt:
your family tree must
be a cactus because
everyone on it is a prick.
sophia:
i thought of you today.
it reminded me to take
the garbage out.
wyatt:
what are you going to
do for a face when the
baboon wants his butt back?
sophia:
you've got less meat in your
pants than there is in a
vegetarian restaurant.
wyatt:
your birth certificate is
an apology letter from
the condom industry.
sophia:
you're about as useful as
a vibrator with no batteries.
wyatt:
you're so ugly,
hello kitty said goodbye
to you.
sophia:
you didn't just fall out
of stupid tree, you were
dragged through dumbass forest.
wyatt:
maybe if you ate some
of that makeup you could
be pretty in the inside.
noah:
when they
search up
comebacks
y/n:
i just snorted
finn:
hope you feel
better, sades
ayla:
when they
think they did
something
jaeden:
haha
jack:
silly monkeys
sadie:
already feeling better :)
