"dope"

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"you reward my bad behavior convince
yourself, i never lie but if you ignore
the darkness, then you miss the point of life"

jack attack:
FINN AND Y/N SITTING ON
A DICK M-A-K-I-N-G  O-U-T
FIRST FINN CUMS THEN COMES
THE SHITTY UGLT BABY,  IN
THE BABY CARRIAGE

cult leader:
yeah your baby
would be ugly.

carrots:
lmao true tho.

tampon:
i would like
to see it.

pedo:
shit, where's
the dope?

rat:
what's so dope about
an ugly baby and jack?

thottie:
have y'all seen those videos
of folks making out w their dogs?
that shits gross—like i get it,
the dogs cute or whatever but
man letting your dog stick
their long ass flappy tongue
down ur throat is just pure
disgusting—like you don't know
shit, like what if the dog
has been licking his asshole
or some shit—hell nah, malu on some shit

sades:
right but you're gonna
let finn put his tongue
down your throat?

fucking ayla:
man shut up, that
shit is gross tho

jack attack:
wait! did you see
the video where she
let her dog eat her
pussy??

carrots:
what? gross!

jack attack:
virgins these days
am i right?

carrots:
you ARE a virgin!

jack attack:
why don't you go
ask your mum.
she'd tell you
otherwise.

carrots:
fuck you!
mom jokes
are just
offensive
now!

jack attack:
i don't care!

thottie:
so we just gonna
ignore malu?

cult leader:
she do be into
bitches.

fucking ayla:
LMAOOO

jack attack:
what if we kissed?

carrots:
jack has
gonorrhea. 

pedo:
of course he does.

fucking ayla:
jack hasn't even
had his first kiss
yet, how is he
going to have
a sexually
transmitted
disease?

sades:
she do be
right tho.

jack attack:
hey! i can get
laid! girls love
ugly guys.

rat:
it's not about
being ugly but
about personality.

jack attack:
well i think that
i have a great
personality. so
you go suck my
uncles balls.

thottie:
jack you just
disrespected your uncle.

jack attack:
actually no i
didn't. because
my dad only has
sisters and my
mom is an
only child so
i don't have an
uncle.

sades:
what about your
parents cousins?

jack attack:
my moms aunt hates
babies so she doesn't
have any. and my dads
aunt wasn't able to
have a child so she
adopted a female.
and my dads uncle
died.

fucking ayla:
i'm pretty sure you
have an uncle.

carrots:
yeah..also that's
just sad.

rat:
hey do you
want to talk
about it?

jack attack:
talk about what?

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