"sad jealous cunt"

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"i didn't wanna believe my
feelings for you, i didn't wanna
believe that i could lose you, if
i told you just how i felt"

sades:
hey y/n!

y/n my whore:
hey sadie!

what's wrong?

sades:
there's something
i have tell you. i prolly
shouldn't tell you but i
just have to tell you
bc you're my best friend

y/n my whore:
okay...

sades:
okay i'm
gonna say it.
even if it ruins
my friendship
with my best
friend alright?

y/n my whore:
oh okay, well?

sades:
okay! um
grapes likes
you!

y/n my whore:
finn?

sades:
nah bitchass.
noah likes you.

y/n my whore:
he does not. there's no
way in hell that finn likes me

sades:
you're a dumb one,
you're a real dumb thot

y/n my whore:
this shit don't add up.
what?

sades:
dude you're a real dumbo.
he's been liking you lmao.
like he's been liking you
since the first time we met you.

y/n my whore:
how tho? why tho? how do
you know this shit?

sades:
everyone knows this shit!
it's just that you're too dumb
to know. but honestly tho. he like,
loves you. it's so obvious. he's bad
at flirting. but it's sweet tho

y/n my whore:
he does not love me

sades:
okay the only reason
why we ever met you
was bc of him. he got
really worried, i mean
we were all worried but
this bitch was all up in
that shit. he was being
dead serious. and then
there was that one time,
he was being a sad
jealous cunt because
jaeden side hugged you.
i mean like what the hell?

y/n my whore:
and has he confirmed
this shit? or are you
just an assumer?

sades:
god you really
are stupid.

y/n my whore:
ha stop! it's like my
self esteem wasn't
already low enough

sades:
sorry baby! but you are
a dumb thot. he really does
like you and yes he did
confirm it bitch. 

y/n my whore:
oh.

sades:
SO DO YOU LIKE
HIM BACK?

y/n my whore:
um well you see
            i have to go! my rich
mom is calling me!

sades:
answer the damn
question

y/n my whore:
only bc you're my best
best best... friend

sades:
yeah! now answer
mi pregunta

y/n my whore:
oh! español!
a mi me encanta una
pelirroja que habla español!

sades:
mira, puta! just
answer my damn
question

y/n my whore:
okay okay.
fine i'll answer
your question.
yes. i do like him.
i think he's cute and
funny and kind and
beautiful and funny
and cute and loyal
and talented and funny
and silly and attractive
and goofy and lovely
and cheerful and handsome
and etc.

sades:
AWWWWW I KNEW
IT. GOD YOU GUYS ARE
SO CUTE I'M GONNA PLAN A DAMN
WEDDING! HA I KNEW POTTIE
WAS REAL! GOD! Y/N AND FINN
SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE! THEN COMES
THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!

y/n my whore:
gross.

sades:
talk to him!

y/n my whore:
yeah okay
whatever you say madre

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