"ball of pubes"

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"no i don't want to be your
cigarettes, use me up then toss
me, and step on me"

groovy bitch:
so, do you guys wanna
come over today? Idk
have a sleepover or
something? my parents
are outta town until monday

gay jae:
oh-uhh maybe we
can uh you know
throw a party?

groovy bitch:
fuck no, fine you bitches
can stay home and eat your
own shit all day

s-sades:
yeah party's are lame,
especially the ones that we host

rats ass:
i'm down,
i'll be over at 5

hot papa:
yeah cool i'll
go too

s-sades:
how about you,
y/n?

hot mama:
yeah sorry
can't make it.

redhead2:
why what's wrong ?

hot mama:
i'm just not feeling
good. don't wanna
ruin your party.

s-sades:
oh really?

no ah:
huh .

rawr rawr:
that was uh
kinda lame.

groovy bitch:
what the fuck did
you do finn?

hot papa:
nothing!

groovy bitch:
you fucking bitch ,
y/n come on you know
finn's a dumbass just
please come, it's been
forever since i last saw
you, do it for me please?

hot mama:
fuck, okay fine
but just for you

hot papa:
that was a lame
excuse anyways

hot mama:
oh fuck you,
you ball of pubes

rats ass:
you know, that's toxic
you guys can't be fighting
like that, you'll ruin your
relationship

gay jae:
yeah wyatt's correct,
finn you're a dumbass
for hurting y/n like that

hot papa:
oh fuck off, what the
fuck do you know about
relationships?

redhead2:
you fuck off finn.
it's common knowledge
for everyone to know
what a healthy relationship
looks like.

no ah
he's right.

hot papa:
lmao okay
strawberry.

groovy bitch:
fuck off finn!
anyways bye guys
i'll see you later

hot papa:
okay whatever but
just so you know,
she was being a bitch
to me too

hot mama:
bye ayla!

hot papa:
so you're ignoring
me now??

rawr rawr:
leave her alone finn
you drama queen

groovy bitch:
can we not do
this shit? i'm
gone for like three
fucking seconds and
you all want to start
drama?? just stop
or else i'm uninviting
you all from my sleepover!
and you don't want me to do
that because i have fucking
special gummies, and i sure
as hell know that you all love those
so just shut up! you CUNTS

gay jae:
she went off.

no ah:
might have
to say no.

rawr rawr:
yeah we're
underage you
whore.

redhead2:
weeo-weeo

groovy bitch:
fuck you.

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