A/N: Requested by cho_2004. Hope you like it! It was really fun and different to write. And thanks so much -Stitch for brainstorming the plot with me. Also, just like in my Hamilton Reacts book, Theodosia Sr. is going to be called Theodosia, and Theodosia Jr. will be called Theo. ;)
[ESTABLISHING SHOT: THE HAMILTON FAMILY HOUSE, DAYTIME]
[LIVING ROOM]
Alex: *sitting on the couch, hard at work on his laptop*
Philip: *wearing a grey and navy blue polo shirt and khaki shorts, sitting in an armchair on the side, reading a book*
[ENTER ELIZA]
Eliza: Alexander, when are you gonna put that laptop down and take a break?
Alex: Just a few more minutes. I'm almost done.
Eliza: That's what you said an hour ago!
Philip: Don't even bother, Mom. I asked Dad if he wanted to play a game or somethin', but I an earthquake could destroy our house right now and all he would say was, "Who got dirt on my laptop?!"
[LAUGHTER]
Philip: Seriously, there's nothing to do today! All of my friends are busy, sick, or grounded. I've got no one to hang out with!
Eliza: I'll hang out with you, Philip.
Philip: Really?
Eliza: Yeah! We can play, "Wash the Windows!"
Philip: I thought Dad was the main player in that game.
Alex: Well, I'm ready to train up a worthy successor who will ultimately surpass me. There's already a movie in the works about it.
[LAUGHTER]
Philip: *sighs* Alright. *stands up* I've got nothing better to do... let's get this over with.
[ENTER FINLEY, THE WACKY NEIGHBOR]
[APPLAUSE]
[A/N: Every good sitcom has a wacky neighbor, and when I shared this idea with -Stitch, I promised her she could be it. XD]
Finley: *wearing a Beatles t-shirt, a blue flannel, sweatpants, and Vans high-top sneakers, and is holding a copy of Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch* HELLAR!
Alex: Finley, haven't we talked about knocking?!
Finley: You've talked about knocking. A lot. It's getting old.
[LAUGHTER]
Finley: Anyway, I came to tell you that some new neighbors conveniently moved in across the street from us. I thought I'd let you know so you could go say hi and not be anti-social. That's supposed to be my job.
Alex: Then leave!
Finley: NOT UNTIL YOU WATCH THE GOLDFINCH TRAILER!
Alex: Am I gonna have to hear about your Goldfinch obsession every time you burst into my home?
Finley: *holds up fist* My middle finger's crooked. Wanna see?
[LAUGHTER]
Finley: Alright, I'm leaving. Bye, Pip! Say hi to your And Peggy for me!
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That Would Be Enough~ Hamilza Oneshots
Fanfiction"Let me inside your heart..." "My life's gonna be fine cuz Eliza's in it..." Oneshots about Eliza Schuyler and Alexander Hamilton. I might take requests, but no smut or anything NSFW. (Now including Hamilkids oneshots)
