total drama island x male reader

no pain no gain

Chris: morning losers

(y/n): what's going

Chris: good news you Eva and Izzy get a second chance  

(y/n): do we have a choice

Chris: haha no

(y/n): great

Chris: now move your butts and get moving

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after the guys won the brunch of disgustingness they got to go to a luxury resort while the girls are on the island and where all glaring at each other then Lindsay was going to hit a fly but hit Heather instead

Lindsay: oops

Heather: Lindsay you are s- *honk*

 then they here the guys boat coming

Duncan: wow what a weekend

Owen: oh sweet mother of mercy you can't buy that kind of fun

Duncan: i think Owen and DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot

DJ: hello the spa treatment my alligator elbows totally gone 

Owen: oh like velvet

Leshawna confessional: those should have been my alligator elbows getting the hand and foot treatment

Owen: anyone care for a chocolate coated cherry blossom

Leshawna then threw her shoe at Owen making him drop the chocolates in the water

Owen: noooooooo!!!

Geoff: it's okay dude the ladies are just a little jealous

Duncan: yeah and who can blame them they can barely stand each other and meanwhile us guys are tighter then family, guys rule!!

Owen: i love you guys!!

Chris loudspeaker: listen up campers as of right now all teams are officially dissolved from here on in it's every camper for themselves

Duncan: well uh, it's about time we fly solo

Leshawna: oh I am feeling that bring it on Chris

Chris loudspeaker: then get ready for this

they then hear a boat coming and gasp

Leshawna: your fronting me

Heather: what but that's impossible

Trent: oh man what is she doing here

Chris loudspeaker: back by popular audience demand it's Eva

Eva: that's right i'm back and just so we're clear not only am I gonna kick butt but i'm giving special attention to my backstabbing bass team who voted me off

Gwen: wait a sec you said no one is allowed back

Chris loudspeaker: i did

Gwen: and once you leave-

 cut to him saying it a bunch of time throughout a bunch of episodes

Chris loudspeaker: oh yeah that, yeah i lied

Gwen: you can't do that it's not fair

Leshawna: whoa girl you're reasoning with a loudspeaker that just does not look good

Eva then starts to breathe on Bridget

Bridget: so Eva what have you've been doing since you left the island