A purple portal appears in a forest with Boyfriend and girlfriend, and you have been thrown out of it.
Boyfriend: AAAAAHHH!!!! WAIT STOP!!! I SWEAR I WAS ONLY TOUCHING THE HIPS.
Boyfriend reaches out to go back, but alas, it disappears.
(Y/N): You did... WHAT!!! *Sigh* Why do I even bother?
Boyfriend: FUNK YOU. PURPLE FUNK
Girlfriend: Watch your mouth. That's still my dad.
Boyfriend: Why can't he just punish me like a normal dad? I don't know, like kicking me out or something.
(Y/N): 'Cause they ain't normal, we've been over this.
Boyfriend: Where are we anyway?
(Y/N): Some kinda wacky forest.
The three stumble across a path, one leads to civilization while the other is dark and dangerous.
Boyfriend: Hmm. Left or right?
(Y/N): Geez bro, I don't know. The path that leads to the dark jungle or the one that leads to town?
Boyfriend: Hmm this is a tricky one.
You facepalmed and Girlfriend sighed.
Girlfriend: Just— let's go.
Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and you walk into the village, seeing a diverse array of Ponies all around.
(Y/N): There seems to be an abundance of colorful quadrupeds.
Girlfriend: *GASP* (Y- BF OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS F THIS IS FUNKING MY LITTLE PONYGMMGOMHOMGHOFMGOMOHOLLYYYSHITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
(Y/N): Chillax! We ain't gonna die if you calm down.
Boyfriend: Whoah. You're a brony???
(Y/N): So?
Girlfriend: Well some prefer the term Pegasister.
(Y/N): I've never heard that term in my entire life.
Boyfriend: Sounds dumb. Gotta say your dad knows how to torture a man. I'd rather have me burning by the edge of a trident than be stuck in Candyland.
(Y/N): Should I get a gun?
Girlfriend: Can you?
(Y/N): Uh... no...
Girlfriend: It is not "Candyland" it's Ponyville.
Boyfriend: You seem to be quite knowledgeable about this toy-marketing TV show.
(Y/N): I haven't watched that show ever since I woke up.
Girlfriend: Quite indeed. In about a few seconds, a funny character is going to show up and introduce us to the town. Riiight... Abouuut NOW!!!!
(Y/N): We got the wrong pony. Funk...
Twilight Sparkle: ... WHAT THE FUNK. MONSTER!!! THIS IS A LOYAL EMERGENCY!!!!
Boyfriend: W-Wow! I thought this was a kid's show.
Girlfriend: Oh great. it's the racist pony.
(Y/N): Okay... guess I'm not the only person who hasn't show in a while.
Twilight Sparkle: W- WHOA WH-OK FIRST OFF I-I'm— I'M NOT RACIST. I- I'm friends with a bunch of different types of ponies around.
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A New Era
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