Origins of Olympus oneshot ships

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The sun was out and the birds were singing their lively tunes as Camp Oasis's most loving couple slept in their bed together,

Inpu cuddled Bryan, having his four tails wrap around them snoozing as Bryan snuggled into Inpus chest holding onto his shoulders

The moment was peaceful, living with no hint of an attack happening, everything was perfect..

..that was until Bryan's phone rang for the 5th time that morning.

Inpu groaned loudly while Bryan mumbled in his sleep trying to get closer to Inpu as Inpu reached over his husband and snatched the phone and looking at the caller ID,

Xylo.

Inpu rolled his eyes, cursing in Arabic and answered it.

"What. It's 930 in the morning Xylo.", Inpu said in a grumpy tone trying to close his eyes

"Heyy Inpu, sorry to wake you up, but I'm kinda in a crisis here right now.."
Inpu groaned and felt Bryan mumble something about to not be rude

"Xylo, I'm sure your coffee machine instructions have them in Greek, or you misplaced your drag queen garments, it's not my problem, I-"
Before Inpu could say more, Xylo cut him off.

"No no, Inpu you don't understand, when I say I'm in a crisis, I don't mean like a crisis crisis, I mean like.."
Xylo trailed off his sentence making Inpu look at the phone wondering if Bryan's phone died

"Like what?"
At the end of the line, Xylo groaned.

"There's a vagina in my face. Inpu."
Inpus eyes went wide at that sentence, and Bryan's eyes did the same looking up slowly in confusion and bewilderment.

"What the fuck did he just say-?"
Bryan asked feeling a mixture of feelings

"Inpu. There's a Vagina in my face, the vagina bearer is sleeping happily in my bed, and MY BED IS FULL OF VAGINA JUICE."
Inpu looked at the phone in disgust and bewilderment,

"Xylo. Did you just call me. After you clearly had intimacy with someone. And complain to ME about being stuck."

A awkward silence filled the air with the couple looking at the phone and glancing at each other

"I fucked the rose."
After that sentence Inpu hung up and put the phone on silent before smacking it onto the table and clutched Bryan's body tightly with Bryan doing the same.

"To be honest, I'm not even surprised anymore."
Bryan said

"Even if that curse is broken he's still somehow a victim."

"I mean, he is hella good at pounding meat that's all I'll say."

Inpu looked at Bryan

"What? We fucked one time, he was good but damn."