ENTP:
Why you want one: They have the best circle of smart and intelligent friends, they're laid back, plus they give great advice
Spoiler alert: They won't put another person over their own interests
Where to find one: Out with their friends at a bar they take issue with for one reason or another (hipster) but enjoying themselves as long as everyone knows they're too smart for whatever beneath them drinking game is going on
Pickup Technique: Intersperse non sequitur jokes and puns with douchey statements like "Thomas Pynchon is the only funny postmodernist"
ENFP:
Why you want one: Passionate, unpredictable, absolutely always interesting
Spoiler alert: Not loyal to ideologies, one day it's Theravada Buddhism, the next it's Assemblies of God. One day it's yoga, the next it's kick boxing. This could apply to their romantic life also. Beware of passionate yet sloppy kisses
Where to find one: The clubbiest of clubs, in the middle of the dance floor
Pickup technique: Wear bright colours, talk about how you bathed in the Ganges to get salvation, give them drugs, promise to get tantric.
