ISTJ:
Single Because- you aren't a party animal/bad boy, which you've convinced yourself is all anyone your age wants
You'll get into a relationship when- you finally reach the phase of life where other people are as ready to settle down as you have been for the past two decades
ISTP:
Single Because- You rely solely on apps to get laid (mainly Tinder) and don't see a reason to change up the game plan
You'll get into a relationship when- an insistent ESFJ declares himself or herself your significant other and introduces themselves to your entire family before you have a chance to protest
ESTP:
Single Because- you're having way too much fun sleeping around
You'll get into a relationship when- you start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing laundry for you, at which point you'll finally ask them out
ESTJ:
Single Because- those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting
You'll get in a relationship when- you meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around
ISFJ:
Single Because- you're attracted to care-free personalities, who then take the relationship twelve hundred times less seriously than you do
You'll get into a relationship when- the ESTP you've been pursuing is finally ready to settle down
ISFP:
Single Because- you haven't found anyone you love more than you love reality tv
You'll get into a relationship when- someone intrigues you enough to pull you out of your shell and pursue him or her full force
ESFP:
Single Because- you've hooked up with everyone you're mildly interested in and now you're bored
You'll get in a relationship when- you want to, pretty much. Who can resist you?
ESFJ:
Single Because- you have a saviour complex and keep going for people who can't properly love you back
You'll get into a relationship when- you're finally attracted to someone who had his or her shit together and doesn't need to be bullied into a relationship
INFJ:
Single Because- you have trust issues
You'll get into a relationship when- someone you've known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them
INFP:
Single Because- you idealise the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when they're reality doesn't measure up
You'll get into a relationship when- you meet someone who also wants the rest of his/her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel
ENFP:
Single Because- you have the attention span of a goldfish and cannot decide what you want
You'll get in a relationship when- you find someone just unattainable enough to intrigue you for a significant period of time
ENFJ:
Single Because- you smothered the crap out of your last partner, who genuinely did not have anything left to "open up" about
You'll get in a relationship when- you go on the bachelor and win
INTJ:
Single Because- you overanalyse social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether
You'll get in a relationship when- A hellbent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you're dating
INTP:
Single Because- you haven't left your apartment in three months
You'll get into a relationship when- you meet someone just like yourself on World of Warcraft
ENTP:
Single Because- you're not, you're probably already in a couple of relationships that you've just forgotten about
You'll get into a relationship when- your INFJ wife tracks you down and demands to know where you've been for the past six years
ENTJ:
Single Because- you have impossibly high standards and you'd probably just marry yourself if it were legal
You'll get in a relationship when- you decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical
