I'm Not Crazy

~46~ Oh no you didn't...

Oh no, you didn't
Payback is a coming
You will be running forever
Till I get my vengeance
I will never end this mayhem.
I'm a mercenary
You ain't gotta prayer.
You owe meeee...

Wojahn Brothers ~ Oh no you didn't!

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We are about helf-way through hell week, when we get to the stupid part of the show. So after another successful lunch, sexy siesta slash pool time, we are back at afternoon puking practice again. Jinni and I are in our usual spot up in the bleachers, shading ourselves under the giant yellow beach umbrella sipping our orange slushies.

Today Jinni is even wearing my all-time favorite T-shirt of hers. A fading black tee with giant white lettering that says "I'M WITH THE STUPID SLUT", with a little upside down V with "Sofa King" scrawled underneath in super cute cursive. I pretty much love this T-shirt and everything it stands for. I mean she is with Tommy after all? So I think it pretty much perfectly fits every hellish occasion with the Devil.

Over on the varsity practice field, Tommy is pretty much running around being his usual asshole self. As the entire varsity team is all out on the field doing various drills that seem to involve a lot of loud violence. Which as far as I can tell, consists of hitting things and then getting yelled at by assistant coaches for not hitting things hard enough. Then hitting more things, after the boys have been properly motivated to be pissed off enough to take out their anger at the coaches on someone else.

The total shitshow that is Tommy antics aside, I keep watch over my monster like a hawk on the JV practice field. Because it's my monster and I want to make sure they are feeding him his hate right. Just like we not so subtly suggested at tryouts, Coach Hall has had him running a Lobo cover two. Which if you don't know anything about football means Billy is situated in the middle of the field, and can pretty much run around and hit anyone he feels like hitting on the other team. I think, the main point that Coach Hall is trying to make is that he should hit the guy with the ball pretty much every time.

Based on all the yelling and on the frequency of stupid pukes running ass-laps, I can tell today is a tough day to be a Puke. It seems to me that for some reason today all the coaches have been especially up on the get-your-head-out-of-your-ass program.

But as of yet, I have not heard anyone say some much as "boo" to my monster. I still can't really tell whether he likes this whole play football thing we have forced on him. But the coaches seem happy'ish with him. They never yell at him, and they pretty much yell at everyone else but him.

Ever since Holy Hell Week started out, Coach Hall and I have sort of somewhat become bleacher buddies. At least once a practice he rolls by the bleachers and gives me a thumbs up, which I always return back. But unfortunately, today is not going to be a thumbs up day. At least not for the rest of the rest of the Stupid Pukes.

Because during the last water break, I've heard at least a couple of stupid Pukes on JV bitching about how Billy is getting off easy because he's Tommy's brother. So therefor they think he is special and shit. Me and Jinni almost laugh our asses off at this, because this is the furthest thing from the truth. Especially when the truth is that Coach Hall has specifically told Billy on the first day, through my translation, to slow it down some and only hit things at half strength. That way no one gets too hurt until the other Pukes can catch up to his level of mayhem.