The month you were born in (not Zodiac sign) decides who tries to seduce you when you're half asleep. Your gender doesn't matter here.
January: Mr. Mix
February: Tails Doll
March: Alex Kralie
April: Splendorman dressed as a banana.
May: This Man
June: Ticci Toby
July: Laughing Jack
August: The Scarecrow Girl
September: Offenderman
October: Zero
November: Eyeless Jack
December: BEN Drowned